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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I love women.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I love women.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I love women.

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You have been peddling lies. That is a total and absolute lie. Is that the best you can come up with?

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Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. You hammered your mother.

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*Grunting*

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's five-thousel movement?

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Number two, Frank McCord.

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Number two, Frank McCord.

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Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

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I love women. I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

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That's the best you can come up with. That's the best you can come up with.

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Headed your life all over the world.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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Don't obsess with me all the time.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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You have been peddling lies.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You are a liar.

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You are a liar.

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You are a liar.

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You've peddling your lies all over the world.

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Hello, line four. Good evening.

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Good evening, Gary. Hadcock's MVP here. I'm told to darlin' titus.

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Laryngeite to us, Pat.

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Welcome to the mainframe. Welcome to the Tuesday night, Monday night game frame, man. Taking you into

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fucking Tuesday morning. On a sunny side dream feeling. This, this is the Galaxy Quest studio.

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It's hired out from TV3. It's floating three miles above the Earth's, uh, surface. If you head out to

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Ballymount and then move upwards, vertically, into the sky, through the clouds, and into what we know

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out here as plain sailing, then you will find yourself unable to breathe because you don't have

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an oxygen mask. Did you pack the oxygen mask in your bag before you left? You didn't. Why? Because you don't think.

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You never think. That's why I'm out here in space, breathing. Really nice. Really nice air.

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Absolutely fantastic. And the best thing is the space broadcast studio can go right down to Earth.

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Back to fucking New York City, Times Square, JVC, Yahoo, Panasonic, all the big name fucking electronics.

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I actually had dinner there with Ernst and Young. The, uh, the fucking...

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Who are they? The, the accountancy boys. And they said, "Love the streams, man. Love the streams,

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and keep doing what you're doing." I said, "That's fucking nice." They said, "Yes, it is nice. And what you're doing is great as well. And we want to see you play Resident Evil and finish the fucking thing."

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Ernst & Young

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and while I'm at it

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fucking Frank and Honest

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this is a brand new fucking sponsor

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that's just come into the mainframe as we speak

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we're getting this hot and live

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and you're gonna be witnessing this as well

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it's great to have you here

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and also big shout out to Frank

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and his brother Honest

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who's just finished his fucking leave insert today

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and he's also partnering the biggest fucking bean machine we know

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in this country

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which is Frank and Honest Coffee

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I think it's Frank Lally is it?

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and his brother Honest Lally

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he was christened Honest

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I think his parents are from fucking

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I don't know out in Ghana or Nigeria

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do you know the way they have like names like

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Brilliant Frank

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or uh

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Soundshkin Mugabe

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that's it he's an honest

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that guy that guy Frank makes a pretty good Honest Bean

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I gotta tell ya

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John Kennedy I'm on the coffee at 10pm

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that wasn't my decision

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there was just no other beverage that I could drink

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sick of the water man

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this fucking water is all day like you know

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I need something nice and refreshing

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unfortunately for me

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that bean's gonna keep me awake

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probably until about 2

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or 3

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I don't know if I can stream till then

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but I'm gonna fucking try and get through the end of today

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and we're gonna make it into the mansion

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and Jill Valentine

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what a fucking

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trooper

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a starship trooper

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she's a member of stars

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and she's a great

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she's a great cop

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she's the master of unlocking

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she's a master of unlocking

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but she got her head

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snacked on by a

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I don't know whether it was a hunter or a zombie or something I'm not sure

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I am not too sure. We'll head on. Welcome to the stream anyway. Welcome to the dream, eh? Any dreams going lately, no? How about nightmares? Did you get the nightmares sorted out? Did you see someone about the nightmares?

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Good, good stuff. I'm glad you did. I'm glad you did. We'll get it started, so.

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Should I go to work today or chuck a sickie? Davis, it's fucking 10 o'clock, man. You starting work now? You can't pull a sickie now.

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And what about your boss? He sees you on the stream. He sees you commenting on the stream. Or she could be a lady.

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Let's move on. Hard and fast.

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Moonwank isn't progressing. It's stalled, Jan. It's stalled.

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We're having trouble getting, eh, investors and backers, you know?

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I hope to fuck now that, eh... Oh, no. Yeah, JP should be here, but we need to go quick because we've played this already.

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I'm sorry if you've watched this before. We're playing it again.

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Because I got schnack time. Pure fucking schnack box.

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This is Brad. I know you can't answer me.

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What's the matter?

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A few lads down in band and there were potential investors to the franchise.

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Sounds good, man, but I mean, you need to fucking put your money where your mic is.

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It's broken.

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You're out there typing words onto a fucking screen, man.

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But it doesn't mean anything until you fucking come down and invest in the movie, you know?

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Oh, come on.

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Green herb.

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Human meat deal in Tesco, is it?

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Where did they get the human meat from?

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Can you...

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Is it legal to buy or...

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Can you grow your own as well?

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Can you harvest your own human meat and sell it to people out in...

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In different places?

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On, eh...

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Adverts.ie.

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Make sure you use a VPN on adverts if you're selling human meat, man.

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I got fucking schtung there before.

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Selling a sack of calves.

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Calf muscles.

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Some lad in Chinos wanting some calf muscles, man.

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Real Irish calf.

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And I didn't use a fucking VPN.

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He came all the way over from Beijing.

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And he met me in a car park in Carlow.

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And then snakes started flying down onto the ground.

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And I was like, do you want to take the sack of calves now, man?

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I've got them in a cool bag.

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I got a cool bag from Tesco there, man.

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He's keeping...

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But you need to...

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You need to get these calves into a fucking ice truck.

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Fast.

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And he was looking at me all nonplussed because...

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He couldn't speak...

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My language, you know.

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How are you doing, anyway?

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Wasn't you?

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Why are you seeing the last day fucking forcing green herbs into you?

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I fucking knew it was!

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Ah, no, you weren't.

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You were just fucking drooling.

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Like a big baby man.

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But I actually had the same guy who was fucking coming over to buy the sack of calves.

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I had him on fucking speakerphone.

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To the guards.

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And then I got the guards to come down and then he's staying up.

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And I said, yeah, shady boys.

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Remember the fucking turn I did for you here?

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Next time I get caught fucking flat out.

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And they were like, we will, yeah.

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And I said, serious?

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And they said, yeah.

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So now I'm on fucking a cool level with the guards as well.

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Like that.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I'm going to go ahead and see you.

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I don't know if Jill vapes it or does she just pack it into a pipe or what?

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It's never actually, it's never shown how she ingests these things, Jill.

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She's a great, great girl.

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And she's done great work for the community of Raccoon City, giving up her time and life, in many cases, for other people.

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That's just what she does.

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She doesn't care.

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Thank you very much, Shane.

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Shane Louis Walsh, how are you?

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Louis Walsh.

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Tell you, Louis Walsh was one of the best managers of fucking pop music ever had, man.

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Did you ever listen to Louis Walsh's tunes?

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I wonder, did Louis Walsh ever do tunes?

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I can only imagine, even though he was very successful in manufacturing all these Deadzy OD boys, thank you very much, Deadzy OD, that maybe he wouldn't have been as good, you know, doing all the pop music himself.

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Could be wrong.

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He might have been fucking class.

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He might have been like Owen Colley on the ball.

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Owen Colley's a great footballer.

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He's an unsung hero.

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Great touch.

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And he fucking works.

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He'll get back.

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He digs deep too.

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And don't get caught not fucking digging deep yourself, because he'll fucking bollock you.

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Thank you very much, Collie and Deadsy and Louis.

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Louis Schwalsch.

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And everybody out there, Ernst and Young and Frank and Honest.

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It's just been a fucking magical few days.

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Get ready for the third installment of Winning Streak.

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Winning Streak is making a comeback, and here are the new graphics.

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R.T.

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Winning Streak.

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Marty Whelan.

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This is the monster now.

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You have to kill the monster now, and you get a free spin of the wheel.

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And if you take him down with one shot, you win a Yaris.

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Eddie Yaris.

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Eddie Hobbs.

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I'd like to watch Winning Streak again.

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I wonder if it's still on.

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It'd be great if they had an animated Eddie Hobbs, and he came at you and fucking told you

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what to do with the money.

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Big block.

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Like a block head.

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I'm not going to fight these cunts.

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I'm just going to walk through it, man.

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Imagine having one of these fuckers as a pet.

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Winning Streak.

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That cunt's winning streak came to a fucking end there, hey.

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Right, we've been here.

257
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000
We were here last week.

258
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,020
I wasn't at it.

259
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,760
I wasn't at it yesterday, but I was at it last night.

260
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:05,880
I fucking bought, back during the boom, man, I bought a fucking sack of silver door handles.

261
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,340
Do you know why?

262
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,480
Because fucking Eddie Hobbs told me that was the way to go.

263
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,580
He said invest in gold.

264
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,800
Remember people were going around saying buy gold?

265
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:19,440
Fuck me, man.

266
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,960
And now I have to sell them on, I sold the rest of the silver door handles on done deal using

267
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a VPN to someone from fucking Gort.

268
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:36,220
Who was actually the same, funnily enough, was the same guy that I sold the fucking calves to the Chinese lad.

269
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,120
And he'd gone all the way down to Galway after the event.

270
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,860
And I met up with him then, and he still had the cool bag.

271
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,940
And he was given out because he said the calves had defrosted.

272
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,560
There's nothing I could fucking do about it, man, you know.

273
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,940
I said simply to him, you're fucked.

274
00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,980
And he was alright with that.

275
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:07,520
And Jill starts to stand and fucking, look at the way she taps the shotgun against the fucking calf, the thigh.

276
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,980
This is the animation for when you're not doing anything.

277
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:18,160
Remember Sonic the Hedgehog used to just fucking start tapping his foot and looking at his watch.

278
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280
Jill's doing that now.

279
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,160
Eddie Hobbs coin is the new cryptocurrency.

280
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:35,480
I'll be wanking.

281
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,640
Thanks very much, Killian.

282
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,540
I won't be wanking.

283
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,140
And I want to say something to you real straight and from the heart, man.

284
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,860
You're a fucking legend.

285
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,700
I don't fucking say that to everyone.

286
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,400
But you're a fucking legend.

287
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,280
Thank you very much.

288
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:55,640
Hey.

289
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,520
Box is a Cobra Toxin.

290
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,100
Thank you very much for that.

291
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600
I want to tell you something, Box is a Cobra Toxin.

292
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,620
You're a fucking legend.

293
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,080
I don't say that to anyone.

294
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,460
Or everyone.

295
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:09,980
Thank you so much.

296
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,120
I appreciate it.

297
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:19,480
Padrpio.

298
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,980
Thank you so much, man.

299
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,540
I want to tell you something.

300
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,560
You're a fucking legend.

301
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,780
I don't say that to everyone.

302
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:38,640
Hey.

303
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:39,880
Hey.

304
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,180
Hey.

305
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:41,320
Hey.

306
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,300
Hey.

307
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:44,820
Yeah.

308
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:45,820
Anaconda G.

309
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:47,860
Scrag.

310
00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,860
You're a fucking legend.

311
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,960
I don't say that to anyone.

312
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,180
Thank you very much.

313
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:04,400
Yeah.

314
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:08,840
Donkey.

315
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,420
Listen, man.

316
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,960
Thank you so much.

317
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,680
You're a fucking legend.

318
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,560
I don't say that to anyone.

319
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,080
Thank you very much.

320
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:27,320
Jill and pudding and herbs.

321
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,620
Jill and pudding and herbs.

322
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,680
Stick this into the fucking pantry box.

323
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,320
And we'll put that away for later on.

324
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,840
My problem the last day now was I got a little bit too cocky on the ball.

325
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,780
I was taking time with it and fucking wasting.

326
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,840
Treat everything like it's a fucking game of football.

327
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,160
You know?

328
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:51,060
Two touch pass.

329
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,880
Three maybe too much.

330
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,260
Like it's a team effort.

331
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,060
What I was doing was I was hogging.

332
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,400
I was dilly-dallying.

333
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,600
And I was fucking it up.

334
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,900
And you saw yourself after the Jordan B. Peterson spiel log.

335
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,620
Jill got a fucking snack box on her neck.

336
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,560
Which was pretty tough, you know?

337
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:17,500
Brrrr.

338
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,500
Was there no...

339
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,500
How...

340
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,540
Welcome everyone to the stream.

341
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,500
Did you get a...

342
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,500
A...

343
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,120
Whatchamacallit?

344
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:35,860
A notification.

345
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,080
You must have.

346
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,540
Sure you're watching the fucking thing.

347
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,320
There's people saying that they didn't get them.

348
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,660
All I can assume is that you've...

349
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,260
You've not clicked that stupid bell.

350
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,160
Not only do you have to hit subscribe.

351
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,800
You have to click little bell.

352
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,180
And you click the bell.

353
00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,020
Then you're going to be hammering your mother.

354
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,580
You hammered your mother.

355
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,160
Okay.

356
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,560
I love women.

357
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,400
I'm mad about women.

358
00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:02,160
I've been married three times.

359
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,080
I'm infatuated with women.

360
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:14,320
YouTube is buggy.

361
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,180
Oh well.

362
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,360
Jill and pudding and herbs.

363
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:28,360
Jill and pudding and herbs.

364
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,620
Alright we gotta stop that now.

365
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,240
And move along swiftly and accurately.

366
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,840
Into the fucking mainframe of the mansion house.

367
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,180
And dispatch Warrock and Ajax as well.

368
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,560
To bring back the body of...

369
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,680
The shitty...

370
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,620
The shitty fucking goons.

371
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:49,460
That have done all this.

372
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,360
Sorry man.

373
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,200
This is fucking boring.

374
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:54,540
I know.

375
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,860
I just need to...

376
00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:56,940
Do this fast now.

377
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:57,880
Sorry about this now.

378
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,680
It's fucking boring.

379
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:58,980
I know.

380
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,660
I just need to do this now though.

381
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:02,680
Sorry man.

382
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,260
It's fucking boring.

383
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:03,620
I know.

384
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,880
I just need to do this though.

385
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,620
Sorry about that.

386
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,100
Sorry about that now.

387
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:08,300
Yeah.

388
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:09,980
It's fucking boring.

389
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:10,360
I know.

390
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,080
Just need to do this now though.

391
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:13,660
Right.

392
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,020
We're in.

393
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:14,300
We're in.

394
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:14,600
We're in.

395
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:14,920
We're in.

396
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:15,540
We're in.

397
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:16,540
We're in.

398
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,120
Jesus Christ man.

399
00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,180
There's a lot of...

400
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,320
There's a lot of...

401
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,960
People now.

402
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,580
Thank you very much.

403
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,520
Too much short passing.

404
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,200
Thanks very much.

405
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,740
Seven seconds away.

406
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,940
Very very kind of you.

407
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,180
Kind and...

408
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,640
And gentle actually as well.

409
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,060
You're very gentle.

410
00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:40,060
And you're actually very frank and honest.

411
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,100
The whole lot of you are frank and honest.

412
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:43,100
Crisps.

413
00:23:44,860 --> 00:23:46,420
In front of Mr. Johnny Hay.

414
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,700
He has a chip on his shoulder.

415
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:48,520
At least he's not a bad chip.

416
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,280
I'll tell you something man.

417
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,920
Fucking Kiyo's crisps.

418
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,320
Some flavour on the cunts.

419
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:55,920
And they're...

420
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,880
Like crisps are all bad for you and everything.

421
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,940
But I mean you gotta have your fucking fun times.

422
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:00,400
And you know.

423
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,100
I really just...

424
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,920
Love tugging into a fucking sack of crisps at lunch.

425
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,740
Blend of a pound please.

426
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,420
Thank you very much.

427
00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:21,060
Yeah Derek.

428
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,120
It's just the cup you know.

429
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,220
I have to acknowledge it.

430
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,180
Because it looks like I'm fucking selling it.

431
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,220
But I mean...

432
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,180
I mean no one's...

433
00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,480
No one's paying it.

434
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,220
But frank and honest.

435
00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,080
If you're watching man.

436
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,120
You can fucking call down to the house.

437
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,540
We'll go day session in.

438
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:40,240
Watch this now.

439
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,320
This is a class little one.

440
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,700
Acid round to the back of the head.

441
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,020
Winning streak is it?

442
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,520
Fucking creamy screamer.

443
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,700
You have to choke on his shoulder.

444
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,980
At least he's not a bad chip.

445
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,100
Thank you very much creamy screamer.

446
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,860
And that was a funny kill now.

447
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,940
Because the guy...

448
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,880
When you kill that guy.

449
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,620
He was like stretching like this.

450
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:07,080
Like he just got out of bed.

451
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,380
But he'd actually took an acid round to the back.

452
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,280
Isn't that man?

453
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,900
That's called the fucking telly-tummy.

454
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:14,820
Clearly you can't...

455
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:15,620
Better than weed man.

456
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,100
How are you?

457
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,940
Thank you very much.

458
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,980
And creamy screamer and bag of turkeys and lend of a pound.

459
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,740
And Keo's crisps and everyone.

460
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,080
Fucking nice.

461
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,660
You're all sound man.

462
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,780
What is Eddie Hobbs up to?

463
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:29,420
I'm not sure.

464
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,620
He's eating crisps probably.

465
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,260
How'd you get the Boiler Room gig?

466
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:33,980
Boiler Room got in touch with me.

467
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,200
Laura McNamara.

468
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:35,680
How are you?

469
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,300
Thank you very much.

470
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,360
I'll be waiting.

471
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,080
What else did people ask me here now?

472
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:51,560
Been a while.

473
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,300
Good to be back.

474
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:52,720
Johnson.

475
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,720
Johnson's Wireless Printer.

476
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:55,780
Any word on metal here?

477
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,220
It will come Johnson.

478
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,940
I'm saving it for a special occasion.

479
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,120
And don't worry man.

480
00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:02,680
It's going to be a big...

481
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,820
It'll be a big day out.

482
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:04,980
Or in.

483
00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,360
Unless you're watching the fucking stream outdoors.

484
00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,620
Not a lot of people would be doing that though I'd say.

485
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:18,460
Thank you very much Johnson.

486
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,840
I just got to get a...

487
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,560
Let me see this now.

488
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,960
Bear with me now.

489
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,360
I'll be waiting.

490
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:38,640
Hurrah.

491
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,820
Frankie Schoonz.

492
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,540
Frankie Schoonz.

493
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,920
Frankie Schoonz.

494
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,560
The Schoon...

495
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,420
The Schoon of Frank.

496
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,080
Pure fucking Frank and honest Schoonage.

497
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,400
Ben and Jen.

498
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:57,420
Ben and Jen.

499
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:57,880
How are you?

500
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,480
I want the whole town to see me.

501
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,200
Ben and Jen.

502
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,040
Thank you very much.

503
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,200
Ben and Jen.

504
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,280
Ben and Jen.

505
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,700
Ben and Jen.

506
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,620
I agree.

507
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,140
Ben and Jen.

508
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:16,020
I want the whole town to see me.

509
00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,620
Ben and Jen.

510
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,520
I want the whole town to see me.

511
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,120
I want the whole town to see me.

512
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:18,620
Ben and Jen.

513
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:19,120
I want the whole town to see me.

514
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:19,120
I want the whole town to see me.

515
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120
I want the whole town to see me.

516
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,120
I want the whole town to see me.

517
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,120
I want the whole town to see me.

518
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,120
I want the whole town to see me.

519
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,120
getting in touch.

520
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,120
I want to put a little filter on this.

521
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,120
Yo, yo.

522
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,120
So the shit don't blow chunks.

523
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,620
When I go on a mad sick flow.

524
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:36,620
Every Monday night.

525
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:37,820
That's how I roll.

526
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,820
Caleb Carr in the house.

527
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,220
We're gonna be making it feel it.

528
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,420
Like a mouse.

529
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,420
All E G style.

530
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,420
With this freestyle.

531
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,380
How are you feeling?

532
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,520
Caleb Carr asks, well Viper.

533
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,240
Will you ask Ciara to go out with me?

534
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,240
Well Ciara.

535
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,240
Morgan Walsh is trying to get in on the fucking date.

536
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,240
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb Carr's date.

537
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,240
Boys and in the house.

538
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,240
Make it feel it like a mouse.

539
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,240
Ciara, will you go out with Caleb Carr?

540
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

541
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

542
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

543
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

544
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

545
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

546
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,240
Will you go out with Caleb Carr?

547
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,240
He's mad about you.

548
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,240
He thinks you're a star.

549
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,640
He thinks you're a star.

550
00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:45,800
Thank you very much. Thank you very much 7,200 72,000

551
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:55,100
Not so bad not so bad not so bad I'm feeling rad

552
00:28:55,100 --> 00:29:08,160
Wait wait for the drop sorry I'm not I'm not ignoring waiting for the drop and I'll fucking give you a

553
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah

554
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,480
What's a crack Francis is back?

555
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,480
Looking for a snack. I got a banana and a fucking royal gala apple

556
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,920
Gonna fucking eat that later and drink a schnappel not really because we don't send that over here

557
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:32,940
We just drink beer Frank and honest coffee lovely bean

558
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,320
The sweetest cup I've ever seen taste like a dream

559
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,600
Thanks very much pod snoot Bilbo Nagans

560
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,840
Very fucking lovely how's it hanging? I?

561
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:57,900
I want to say thanks to everybody out in the chat everybody watching this fucking stuff going what the hell is that?

562
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:07,440
Some fucking Egypt playing a stupid game. It's 20 years old. It's all lame the graphics have gone back in time making my mind feel like I'm actually fucking crying

563
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,440
I'm a moment though

564
00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:30,720
Get on with the fucking game I came here to see the game not to see you rhyme like a lame hauser

565
00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:38,500
What's the story anyway, did you get on well the weekend I see you were down in Navin. Yeah, what the fuck was that about?

566
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:45,380
A big shout out to everyone in the chat to

567
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,740
Tommy swords key and museum ghost I can see you James McGovern. What's the story?

568
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,840
Eddie Hobbs your real name is Rory

569
00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:01,300
You changed it so you could give bad financial advice back during the boom and now I'm telling your story I

570
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,600
I bought a fucking sack of silver door handles

571
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,760
During the boom because Eddie Hobbs said I'd have room for them in my big massive mansion house

572
00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:15,660
20 years later, I'm fucking living on a mouse trap

573
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:29,480
And that's a trap beat it's a trap beat that I'm fucking laying down to you. It's so sweet lyrically. It's up in the air

574
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:35,620
I know that you don't even care you think that I haven't got the skills to pill to pay the bills or even pill them and fucking

575
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,900
Paying the bills with pills

576
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:47,780
Every day, you know me. That's how I play. I've got the guards on my side the shade said it's alright if I move these sweet little pills all night

577
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,780
I

578
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:49,780
I

579
00:31:49,780 --> 00:32:01,800
Wolf banana bear thanks very much for the four year euro

580
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:08,000
Been shit not not but clear water for the past three hours think I'm on the way out all the best now

581
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,920
I hope you're alright. I hope you're alright and that your arse is gonna feel nice and

582
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:21,000
Well, I actually I don't want to finish that one because I would have said what I said I would have actually fucking said tight

583
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,360
But when you think about what that means, it's not it's not alright

584
00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,460
It's like how would I why would I hope that about you?

585
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:33,280
Why would I hope that that would I just hope you're alright and you get better just fucking go to bed man

586
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:41,740
And it hopefully it won't be any wetter when you wake up in the morning buy a nappy buy a nappy downtown tomorrow

587
00:32:41,740 --> 00:33:00,600
tomorrow. When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than

588
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,920
lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. Be careful not to burn your

589
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,620
hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to be. Sorry about that now, I'm fucking just

590
00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:17,500
getting warmed up there guys, it's not, it wasn't an ideal situation and the fucking, it was an

591
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,940
unfortunate line to have landed on there where I was saying I hope you're alright after your man

592
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:29,320
said his ass was not in the best state. I said I hope that it is feeling tight. I don't want,

593
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:36,480
you know, the thing is you do these raps and you do them without a care in the world and you don't

594
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:43,840
fucking, you don't think for anything and sometimes it just doesn't work out. You don't know how much

595
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:57,520
I'm living on the edge when I'm in those moments. Potentially say anything. Look at this guy here,

596
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:13,300
fucking Eddie Hobbs's Halloween costume. Fuck. Oh fuck. He's a jumper.

597
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:30,720
some scream out the cunt. We'll go back to the box there and liberate the herbs. Stick them in the Da Vinci and then pass out on cloud number nine somewhere.

598
00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:43,880
Ghetto Cornetto, how are you? Hope the hole, how are you? How are you Francis? Hope the hole is tight.

599
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,760
Normal, just a normal fucking hole man.

600
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:52,900
Nothing, nothing new, nothing, nothing crazy about it.

601
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:28,680
now thank you very much never push a poo and it's great to have that bit of advice just coming into

602
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:35,340
the night as well we're looking at ending Monday evening and it's the sort of stuff that will stay

603
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:40,740
with you filter through into the subconscious and then in a few days time it'll just regurgitate itself

604
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:51,780
you'd be like he was right yeah shouldn't push Kevin McGann is this live I'm afraid not Kevin

605
00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:55,380
but thanks for tuning in

606
00:35:55,380 --> 00:36:09,720
Nathan Nathaniel Havko how are you look this acid round is working man acid house

607
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:28,020
big apologies big big apologies to Kevin McGann there it's not live man thank you very much for that

608
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:43,020
lovely lovely lovely lovely tip and a camberwell bumber clat and name Nathan have cool and Laura McNamara and all the boys anguish panda

609
00:36:43,020 --> 00:37:10,980
there's no need to go in there anyway by Pat thank you thank you so much and I want bypass you're a fucking legend

610
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:17,640
fucking legend thank you very much I don't say that I don't say that about everyone thank you very much

611
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:28,380
not only do I don't say that about everything actually I won't say that about him I just won't because I don't think it's right

612
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:36,440
hey crispy crispy jones thanks very much man you're a fucking legend I don't say that about everyone

613
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:44,240
and I won't say that about everyone because it's fucking not genuine

614
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:50,040
hey crispy man crispy jones how are you

615
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:56,380
you're a fucking legend thanks so much I mean that because I wouldn't say that

616
00:37:56,380 --> 00:38:13,620
about anyone else thank you so much hey cloney boy thank you very much clone how

617
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:19,540
are you fucking great to have you man I was thinking about you there the last day

618
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:23,460
and I was just thinking I need to say that when he's if he's around their clone name

619
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:35,900
gibso you're a fucking legend and I mean that I won't say that about anyone else now we have

620
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:47,400
to fight the snake fighting the snake is tough now we'll combine this we've only one fuck

621
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:55,340
we're gonna have to fucking shotgun the cunt sorry about the language there but I mean there really

622
00:38:55,340 --> 00:39:00,200
isn't much else I can do about that I'm afraid this stage of the game you know you know what to expect

623
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:11,060
this isn't fucking CBBC it's not it's not the din it's not fucking Sharky and George on a Saturday morning at 6am

624
00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:14,780
this is resident Steven the replay this is resident steven the replay

625
00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:19,680
fucking sneaky boy

626
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:25,600
look

627
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:35,160
this is this double barrels I gave the cunt both barrels anyway

628
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:48,900
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck he's dead he's not dead he's not dead reload

629
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:59,640
he fucking stinks have you seen all the stench coming out of him he stinks

630
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:07,660
fucking Egypt thought he was gonna gonna get me he was wrong

631
00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:26,980
stupid fucking snake came out of the ground try to make my head fall off and turn brown which is the color that you'd go after a day or two I know that you turn blue initially but you might actually rot you'd start to rot

632
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:56,000
that slithery snake came out of the place didn't know I was gonna smash him in his face with an acid round then I took him to the ground and pound like UFC BJJ you know me Joe Rogan in the background watching on TV3 he got the gig he's actually gonna be doing the weather now Joe Rogan on TV3

633
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:25,020
he's gonna be smoking weed on it as well cause weed is cool man Joe Rogan does it weed is class Joe Rogan man he knows it all he's got weed coming out of his ass Joe Rogan smokes weed out of kettlebell bongs that he's made out of fucking steel and schlongs and he gets Elon Musk to come along blow the smoke back up his hole and then he starts feeling so wrong Alex Jones is on his books

634
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:47,020
Jordan B Peterson too cause he's got the looks that snake he must have been wake and baked because I fucking slapped him in his head and he said for fuck's sake man why did you do that I said cause you're gonna kill me conned

635
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:54,480
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the weather on TV3. It's gonna be a real spicy occasion.

636
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,340
Pure enlightenment vibes, you know.

637
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:04,280
Kratom. The weather on Kratom. Kratom factor.

638
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,940
Someone outside talking shite.

639
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:15,020
I don't know whether or not to... Oh yeah, you can go back down here and then you can...

640
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:24,320
I might just fucking go down here and then I can get... I'm in danger. I'm on danger.

641
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:28,960
Oh, fuck.

642
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:35,180
It's a tough game, you know, but you need to take the precautions where you measure.

643
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:38,800
Otherwise you end up fucking having to go back and redo it like we're doing now.

644
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:43,600
Wasn't my intention. Never my intention for this to happen. You're listening in to me, everybody.

645
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,960
So you can say whether I'm right or I'm wrong.

646
00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:53,520
It was never my intention to replay the same bit of Resident Evil from the last day.

647
00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:58,380
What I wanted was a situation where I could have saved the game with an ink ribbon.

648
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:01,560
Okay.

649
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,360
Francis, your camera is off.

650
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,940
No, it's not, man. I'm on the screen. I'm looking at... I can see myself on the screen.

651
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,760
Thanks for that.

652
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:16,980
Nick Babish.

653
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:35,500
That wasn't a fucking groan. Like, I'm actually really... I'm so happy to be replaying the same bit I did last week.

654
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,820
That wasn't a groan. That's just happiness.

655
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,920
I was just doing an impression of one of the zombies.

656
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:54,540
and she bought a flame rounds flame Hauser

657
00:43:54,540 --> 00:44:17,160
fucking hell man Elon Musk how are you thank you very much thank you very much

658
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:36,180
fucking hell me lost man Mulkeen Mulkeen in the chat there telling me to save the game

659
00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:41,220
listen Mulkeen if you want to fucking get yourself into the game I don't know how you do that and then

660
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:46,280
provide Jill Valentine there with an ink ribbon I'll happily take your advice but until that happens

661
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:52,100
I can only just fucking tell you it's not happening man thanks very much I know that you're actually trying to help and everything

662
00:44:52,100 --> 00:45:12,740
Phil how are you man look I just wanted to say something Phil you're a fucking legend man thank you very much you're a legend I won't say that about anyone thank you so much can you ask Francesca to go to bed

663
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:21,220
thank you very much thank you very much can you ask Francesca to go to bed yeah yeah

664
00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:24,220
Francesca go hit the sack to fuck

665
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:47,040
more begs on yokes thank you very much so you go down here now Barry comes in and he's like watch this we've got a great cutscene amazing acting Oscar

666
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:47,860
Oscar

667
00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:52,860
Jill have you found anything interesting not wooden

668
00:45:52,860 --> 00:46:08,760
yes but I can't see very well how about going down to check by yourself Lucy I have a rope here oh do you well then I'll try to go down using the rope thanks Lucy I can see you yeah cheers Lucy thank you

669
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:14,580
kill the snake he's dead he's gone so

670
00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:29,280
hey what's going on no I've done how I've done it sorry Jill wait I'll go and get another rope

671
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,220
Barry? Barry?

672
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,240
I'll be waiting.

673
00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:44,060
Chili hash.

674
00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:45,880
Yeah, chili hash.

675
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,140
You can wait here for Barry for the good ending.

676
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,820
Because he gets iced.

677
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,440
If you don't.

678
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,620
If you go down that little staircase down here.

679
00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:57,320
You don't wait for Barry.

680
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:58,900
Now we've waited for Barry.

681
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,940
We can get the good ending with Barry, man.

682
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,260
Because Barry dies.

683
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,360
If you don't do the good ending, Barry dies.

684
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:06,440
Hey.

685
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,120
Are you there, Jill?

686
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,640
Grab the rope.

687
00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:10,980
Where else would she be?

688
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,820
You left her down there.

689
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,780
I'm sorry, Jill.

690
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,740
I didn't know that was going to happen.

691
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:27,420
Wow.

692
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:29,780
I was really careless.

693
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,300
Are you okay, Barry?

694
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:34,780
Maybe you're getting tired.

695
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,840
No, I'm all right.

696
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,700
Don't worry.

697
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,700
Jill, I found something.

698
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,000
Fucking seamless.

699
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,500
It's so seamless.

700
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,860
It's like the app that New Yorkers use to order food.

701
00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:56,380
Thank you.

702
00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:58,080
I'll take this then.

703
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,820
Ha ha ha.

704
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:01,780
You're a native New Yorker.

705
00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:07,980
So now we can go down here.

706
00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:09,700
There's a rope.

707
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:10,560
Will you descend it?

708
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:10,980
Yeah.

709
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,080
I'll select yes.

710
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,520
Then we move this gravestone away.

711
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:23,520
There is a switch below the gravestone.

712
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,980
Strange place to have a gravestone.

713
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,360
In a house basement.

714
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:28,240
Will you push.

715
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:30,820
Will you want to push the switch on the gravestone?

716
00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:31,980
Yeah.

717
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:45,560
And just let's take a little moment to appreciate the rope graphics there.

718
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:51,300
And that was the Japanese lead programmer who had a real hard on for rope.

719
00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:53,920
He always put in a rope in every game.

720
00:48:54,340 --> 00:48:57,020
That was his kind of little Easter egg.

721
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,500
Takashima Banakuda.

722
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,860
Who is the rope technician as well.

723
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,040
And yeah, it's fucking all right, man.

724
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:09,600
Like it still holds up today, man.

725
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:12,000
The rope still looks class today.

726
00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,160
That's like 2001 graphics.

727
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,880
Even though it's a 96 game, the rope looks like it's a 2001 rope.

728
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,320
I think there's a rope in the credits, yeah.

729
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,760
And clown music too.

730
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:40,120
Here we go, man.

731
00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,540
Party time.

732
00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:45,160
Take this lad's head off.

733
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:48,440
We might do a fucking messy around him.

734
00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,180
Yeah, we can.

735
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,020
Ample opportunity to do a messy there.

736
00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:52,020
Oh.

737
00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:52,120
Oh.

738
00:49:52,120 --> 00:50:05,180
Oh.

739
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:05,240
Oh.

740
00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:13,720
You've unlocked it.

741
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:16,560
You.

742
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:16,560
You.

743
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:16,560
You.

744
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:17,540
Are.

745
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:18,340
A star.

746
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,560
Cook up a bit of grub here.

747
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,600
Have a little bit of a snack.

748
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:29,600
Just to take the mind off the dusty cabinets.

749
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,540
Dusty Rhodes is actually going to be doing a fucking live stream.

750
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,460
Of Dino Crisis.

751
00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:39,480
Tomorrow morning at half past seven.

752
00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:40,860
On Twitch.

753
00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:40,860
On Twitch.

754
00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:45,880
This cunt is still alive.

755
00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:47,660
On my language.

756
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:49,640
It's not getting any better.

757
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,580
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

758
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:59,420
I think he's dead.

759
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,260
He went.

760
00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:05,760
I think he's still alive.

761
00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:08,640
Look at his leg there.

762
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:08,880
Look.

763
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:09,980
The fucking bottom.

764
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:12,880
It's like a.

765
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,540
It's like a red leg.

766
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:25,420
Stamp on the head then.

767
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,280
It's just the way it goes.

768
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:27,820
Like you know.

769
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,040
Clown music is really adding to the atmosphere as well.

770
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,800
It's making it a whole lot scarier.

771
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:38,660
Stupid clown music was a great addition to the game.

772
00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:40,120
The lead musician.

773
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,620
Lead musical director.

774
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:42,160
And this.

775
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,280
Animation which wasn't necessary.

776
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,000
Was done by the winning streak.

777
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:48,340
RT graphics department.

778
00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:49,620
In 1996.

779
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,720
There you go.

780
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:52,720
Open the door.

781
00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:55,080
It's County Carlow on the map then.

782
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,100
And you.

783
00:51:57,260 --> 00:51:57,620
You've.

784
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,220
You've just won 3000 euro.

785
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:00,620
And we're.

786
00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:01,280
We'll do a.

787
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,520
Lionel Messi here.

788
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,180
Let him follow us around the desk.

789
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:04,940
He's.

790
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:05,620
He's stupid.

791
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,640
He's gormless.

792
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,120
Clown music is fitting enough because.

793
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:14,840
This guy.

794
00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:18,020
He's a joke.

795
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:18,920
Look at him.

796
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:19,460
He doesn't even.

797
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,520
Can't get round the.

798
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:21,620
Ha ha ha.

799
00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:22,720
Stuck at the fridge.

800
00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:24,160
Best of luck.

801
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,420
See you later man.

802
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,240
I've got stuff to be doing.

803
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:28,800
See you later.

804
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,400
I want the whole town to see me.

805
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,220
Leah Dunn.

806
00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:37,980
Thank you very much.

807
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:43,460
When's the next live gig?

808
00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:43,940
I don't know.

809
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,700
No plans yet.

810
00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:48,120
There's a live gig on right now.

811
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,900
It's called Francis's live stream.

812
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,500
You're welcome.

813
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,260
You're welcome to come to that.

814
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,640
You're welcome to come to that.

815
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,000
But you're probably busy or something.

816
00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:00,420
Watching.

817
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,240
Some.

818
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,220
Some other shite.

819
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:02,660
Or something.

820
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:02,900
Are you?

821
00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:05,020
Thank you very much though.

822
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:05,900
And Lucas.

823
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,220
Thank you.

824
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:08,360
Thank you as well.

825
00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,160
Lucas.

826
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:09,920
I was thinking there.

827
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:10,520
The last day.

828
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:10,860
I was.

829
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,600
Just the next time.

830
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:12,920
I.

831
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,560
You were on.

832
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,240
I was going to say.

833
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,960
You're a fucking legend.

834
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:18,760
And you're up there.

835
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,820
With Limmy bus stream.

836
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:21,800
And fucking.

837
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,860
Leah.

838
00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:24,840
Leah Dunn.

839
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:26,100
And all the boys.

840
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,420
And I don't say.

841
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:27,940
I don't.

842
00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:29,540
I don't dish out the fucking.

843
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:30,040
Gish.

844
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:30,980
That easy.

845
00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:31,520
Like you know.

846
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:32,720
You're legends.

847
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,300
Muttman is.

848
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:37,860
He's.

849
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,460
He's.

850
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:39,240
On a fucking.

851
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:39,820
Stag do.

852
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:40,920
In Ennis.

853
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,120
And he can't do the.

854
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,360
He can't do any live streams.

855
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:44,900
He's been telling me.

856
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,640
He's getting out of the live stream game.

857
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:46,940
As well.

858
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:47,780
It's become an addiction.

859
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,060
And he doesn't like it.

860
00:53:49,060 --> 00:54:06,440
can you hear him drip drip drip i know where i am now the fucking piano room

861
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,020
the fucking piano room don't need to be in here

862
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:28,020
jill sandwich thanks very much jill sandwich

863
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:46,620
sorry i'm trying to there was no need to come out here i don't think we go back we were in that there's

864
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:53,980
another room where we we have to call jordan b peterson up asking for the uh the situation

865
00:54:53,980 --> 00:55:01,840
chili hash thank you very much uh you were a colleen set it was pretty fucking good wasn't it

866
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:12,180
jeez it was hard they were all good hang on there's no need there would be no need to go up there

867
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,920
unless there was a reason to go up there so i

868
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:24,560
i don't know shout out to the

869
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:31,520
shout out to the boys in uh

870
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:40,120
in brie for chili hash hope you're keeping well let's

871
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:47,120
now let's move around the table

872
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:07,320
these dickheads here now we're gonna have to do a fucking leo messi in the next the next cunt

873
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:15,920
oh

874
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:37,520
see you later that lad just lashed the head go dole what the fuck there's no door here there's nothing here oh

875
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:50,120
fuck now i need to kill anything on sight i can't take any chances now otherwise it's gonna be back to square one again

876
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:55,080
fuck

877
00:56:55,080 --> 00:57:09,720
where the fuck am i going man there's another room that i need to go into that i

878
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:21,680
i'll be waiting

879
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,860
thanks very much steel man

880
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:33,460
oh man imagine if we have to restart again and another night wasted

881
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:42,020
another night down the fucking pisser muttman 3000

882
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:45,380
release another bag of chips

883
00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:56,180
welcome to the stream anyway this is the stream of your dream and we're gonna take it

884
00:57:56,180 --> 00:58:03,300
into 2019 which we're already in but you're uh you're living back in 1996 while we play this game

885
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:11,700
so bringing you into the future killian willian as well says seamus from galway's bought an

886
00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:15,540
eight-bedroom villa in bulgaria after a chat with eddie hobbs boom time

887
00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:22,580
seamus the dwarf i'm not sure if he has or if that's true but he's very famous that lad

888
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,620
the elevator doesn't seem to stop

889
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:41,780
the fuck

890
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:41,780
the fuck

891
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,860
the fuck

892
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:45,060
oh fuck

893
00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:53,060
yeah alan of the helmet key yeah but there's a hunter here now hunter s thompson he's gonna kill me

894
00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:58,260
flame round him how i just flame round the cunt

895
00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:05,260
*Gunshot*

896
00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:07,260
*Gunshot*

897
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:27,260
*Odangirling*

898
00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:34,260
*Odangirling*

899
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,260
*Odangirling*

900
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:41,260
*Odangirling*

901
00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:49,260
*Odangirling*

902
00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,260
Resident Evil.

903
00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:01,260
*Odangirling*

904
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,260
Thanks Suzanne Vega, thank you very much.

905
01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:06,260
*Odangirling*

906
01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:07,260
Thank you very much.

907
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,260
*Odangirling*

908
01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:14,260
*Odangirling*

909
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:17,260
*Odangirling*

910
01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:20,260
Another pre-recorded stream on the way Landormand.

911
01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,260
What are you on about?

912
01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:25,260
*Odangirling*

913
01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,260
*Odangirling*

914
01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:27,260
Weenie Deenie, thank you.

915
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,260
*Odangirling*

916
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:30,260
*Odangirling*

917
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:31,260
*Odangirling*

918
01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:32,260
*Odangirling*

919
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,260
*Odangirling*

920
01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:34,260
*Odangirling*

921
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:36,040
IT tomorrow.

922
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,880
It hasn't been built yet, but he's gonna bring

923
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,040
down a fucking sack of golden doorknobs

924
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,180
and smelt

925
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,500
it down for cash.

926
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,600
Then he's gonna fucking

927
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,840
teach you. He's gonna be head lecturer

928
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,760
there. It's gonna be called Hobbes IT.

929
01:00:58,820 --> 01:00:59,380
Ah.

930
01:00:59,380 --> 01:00:59,880
Ah.

931
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,440
Fuck.

932
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:06,760
Fuck.

933
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,620
I said to you the last day

934
01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:13,300
I'd play this

935
01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:15,480
so that you didn't have to endure the bullshit,

936
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,360
but I thought when I got on it today, I was like,

937
01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:19,320
no way am I fucking playing this,

938
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,280
not on the stream, man.

939
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,860
You can go fuck.

940
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:25,780
You're either in it for the hard schlank,

941
01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,940
or you're gonna fucking chicken out

942
01:01:28,940 --> 01:01:30,080
and hit the Bobo Town.

943
01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:33,960
Makes no odds to me.

944
01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:35,000
I'm still gonna play it anyway.

945
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,160
I'm gonna get through this.

946
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,260
Gotta get through this.

947
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,620
Dane Bowers, was it?

948
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:44,840
Wow.

949
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:46,960
Explosive rounds.

950
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:49,720
Explosive rounds.

951
01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:50,720
Flame rounds.

952
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:52,920
Acid rounds. Where are the acid rounds?

953
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:53,720
They're in the house.

954
01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,640
Okay, okay, okay.

955
01:01:59,640 --> 01:01:59,960
Okay, okay.

956
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:00,260
Okay, okay.

957
01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:01,000
Let's do this.

958
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,620
Let's do this.

959
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,340
Let's do this.

960
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,920
Gonna do it in class as well.

961
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,780
I'm actually looking forward to getting to the snake now.

962
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:15,340
I'm gonna fucking blast him with the acid rounds.

963
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:17,420
Take him out really handily like that.

964
01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:19,020
No messing around.

965
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:24,680
No snake getting onto my neck or deep vein zambosis.

966
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,920
Thanks very much, Laura McNamara.

967
01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:29,160
Sean Heffernan is looking to buy a new car,

968
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,920
but could do with Eddie Hobbs for advice.

969
01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:31,320
P.S.

970
01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:31,740
You're mighty.

971
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,380
Yeah, well, I mean, you need to get onto Eddie Hobbs.

972
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:35,280
I think he's on Twitter.

973
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,680
He might respond to you.

974
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,960
Michael Coulter, how are you?

975
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,500
I'm gonna get the herbs into me now.

976
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,540
I have the Da Vinci charged up.

977
01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,760
You hammered your hunter.

978
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:05,860
Brad?

979
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,440
It's broken.

980
01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:18,720
Can anybody?

981
01:03:19,340 --> 01:03:20,280
Can someone stop?

982
01:03:20,540 --> 01:03:22,080
We need to stop this plane fast.

983
01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:23,300
It's carrying a load of bombs.

984
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,100
Someone told me it's got.

985
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:25,940
There's a bomb on the plane.

986
01:03:26,020 --> 01:03:26,880
You need to stop the plane now.

987
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,040
Stop the plane now.

988
01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:32,200
Excellent stuff.

989
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,800
Now.

990
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,780
Where do we find these little herbines?

991
01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:38,300
Here we go.

992
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:39,480
Beautiful.

993
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,180
Beautiful.

994
01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,180
What was Brad on anyway?

995
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:45,940
What's Brad...

996
01:03:45,940 --> 01:03:46,940
What's his game?

997
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:52,380
Brad Friedle, is it?

998
01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:53,880
Safe hands.

999
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:54,220
No.

1000
01:03:54,220 --> 01:04:09,280
And a shout out to Tommy.

1001
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,780
Who's driving the bus.

1002
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:11,820
In Clear Mars.

1003
01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,540
To Castle Bar.

1004
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,480
And he makes a savage egg pudding and beans.

1005
01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:20,160
Big shout out to all the Hong Kong boys.

1006
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,800
Out in Kowloon.

1007
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,020
Who have a football team out there.

1008
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,380
I've never heard of it myself.

1009
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,840
But I know that they have fairly active leagues out there.

1010
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:32,200
What a man.

1011
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,200
What a man.

1012
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,800
What a man.

1013
01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:33,380
What a man.

1014
01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:34,700
What a mighty good man.

1015
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,660
What a man.

1016
01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:38,340
What a man.

1017
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,040
What a man.

1018
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:39,780
What a mighty.

1019
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,700
A mighty good man.

1020
01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:44,980
A mighty mighty sound skin.

1021
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:47,880
What a snake.

1022
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,520
What a snake.

1023
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,280
What a snake.

1024
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:57,180
What a fucking little snake.

1025
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,220
I wring his fucking neck.

1026
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:01,500
Yeah.

1027
01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:02,640
What a snake.

1028
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,320
What a snake.

1029
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,960
What a snake.

1030
01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:05,540
What a little fucking snake.

1031
01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:12,920
When I see him, I'll fucking kill him.

1032
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,220
They have very active J-leagues out in Japan.

1033
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:21,820
I heard Grandpus 8 are actually after snapping you up on a free contract.

1034
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:28,180
What a herb.

1035
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:28,800
What a herb.

1036
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:29,440
What a herb.

1037
01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,980
What a mighty green herb.

1038
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:50,460
I wasn't on the herbs yesterday, but I was on them last night.

1039
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:57,360
Herb Dean, is it?

1040
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:03,880
Oh, fuck me, man.

1041
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:04,400
This again.

1042
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,400
Winning streak.

1043
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,640
Get ready for me to make the fucking winning streak joke again.

1044
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:12,860
That's not going to get annoying.

1045
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,880
We go through this now.

1046
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:15,800
Loch Lomond.

1047
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,420
Fucking golf links.

1048
01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:25,540
Oh, fuck.

1049
01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:27,780
Get the fucking acid round out, man.

1050
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,600
Get the acid round, this cunt in the head.

1051
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,460
I wonder, can you run away from Hunter S when he gets in?

1052
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:41,140
You hammered your herb.

1053
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,420
You hammered the hunter.

1054
01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:44,040
You hammered your hunter.

1055
01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:48,840
Here we go, man.

1056
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,520
Spuds in space.

1057
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:51,660
Open the door.

1058
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,540
It's 3,000 euro.

1059
01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:54,120
Well done.

1060
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,160
Well done, Mary.

1061
01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:00,940
You're going to be driving on holiday, all the way on holiday, in your brand new events.

1062
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:02,220
See?

1063
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,900
Good night and God bless.

1064
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:08,520
Rest in pieces.

1065
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,260
Rest in pieces.

1066
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:12,640
Good night and God bless.

1067
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,100
You're fucked.

1068
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:22,780
A real kick in the teeth to the hunter there.

1069
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:26,700
Oh God.

1070
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:27,420
Here we go again.

1071
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,340
I can't fuck.

1072
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,640
Here we go.

1073
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:41,160
Fuck you.

1074
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,060
Get back up.

1075
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:43,820
Bam.

1076
01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:46,020
Remington Steele.

1077
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:46,880
Bam.

1078
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,180
Screamer.

1079
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:49,480
Creamy Screamer.

1080
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:50,900
Little claws on him.

1081
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,220
Fucking poor little bastard, man.

1082
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,240
Look at his little claws.

1083
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:00,440
He had a bright future ahead of him as well, the cunt.

1084
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,720
He'd done a PLC secretarial.

1085
01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:06,320
And he could do 500 words a minute on Mavis Beacon.

1086
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,180
Little clawings on him.

1087
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:11,600
The only problem was, he couldn't use a smart phone.

1088
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,080
He wasn't smart enough.

1089
01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:22,700
When he was swiping, the nails, like the keratin nails aren't, they don't work on a screen of a phone.

1090
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:29,420
So he'd have to fucking, when he was checking his updates, he'd have to use like his nose on the phone.

1091
01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:32,580
Have you ever been so lazy that you can't be bothered?

1092
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,700
Or you use your nose to fucking swipe up and down on the phone.

1093
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:37,200
Yeah.

1094
01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:40,320
Anyway, let's move on.

1095
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:45,060
Or you've got shit on your hands and you can't, you can't do it and you have to use your fucking nose.

1096
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,540
I'll put some bullets in the back room.

1097
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:51,440
I'll put some bullets in you if you're not careful talking to me like that.

1098
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,060
Use them in case of trouble, says Barry.

1099
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:56,720
Love, Barry.

1100
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:57,460
See you later.

1101
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,180
Barry leaving little love letters around the gaff.

1102
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,360
Now we'll pick all this stuff up.

1103
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:08,420
Now we'll pick all this stuff up.

1104
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:08,420
Now we'll pick all this stuff up.

1105
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:12,540
And we'll see how we get on.

1106
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,420
Oh, man.

1107
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,620
Are you serious, man?

1108
01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,340
Are you serious, man?

1109
01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:23,120
Are you fucking serious, man?

1110
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:36,120
Seven seconds away.

1111
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:37,640
I'll be waiting.

1112
01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,240
Boko do saiki, man.

1113
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,060
Seven seconds away.

1114
01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:50,260
Two pound for your trouble.

1115
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,080
Thanks very much for the two euro.

1116
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:53,360
I'll be living in a bubble.

1117
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,400
You don't know me because it's been too long.

1118
01:09:55,740 --> 01:09:56,520
Where are you, son?

1119
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,540
What you at these days?

1120
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,380
Have you gone wrong?

1121
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,980
Thanks for the two squiddly diddlies.

1122
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,940
Make me feel really giddy.

1123
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,020
When I go down to the shop and spend them on the hubba-bubbas.

1124
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,420
Buy a packet of crisps.

1125
01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,580
Give it to your mother.

1126
01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,460
And one for your brother.

1127
01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:21,820
I'll be spitting straight bars,

1128
01:10:21,980 --> 01:10:25,520
driving around in your dad's cars every night of the week.

1129
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:29,360
He lets me ride inside them because he said it's how it should be.

1130
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,820
He doesn't believe that he's man enough to drive what he owns.

1131
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:37,020
So he gets me on the motherfucking phone every night around 3 a.m.

1132
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,540
He says, can you come around now?

1133
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:39,780
I've left the fucking car out.

1134
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,800
The engine running, Clem.

1135
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:41,500
Drive it.

1136
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:48,540
I said that's no problem, man.

1137
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,620
Go back to bed with your wife.

1138
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,540
And I'll get back to you when I can.

1139
01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:55,280
Gonna drive your car all night around the town.

1140
01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:57,940
Picking lads up.

1141
01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:02,380
And going to find the clown who made the music for Resident Evil 1.

1142
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,160
Uh, uh, uh, yeah.

1143
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,720
How you arid artifact.

1144
01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:11,760
From the wrong side of the track.

1145
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:16,820
Thanks very much for that infectious donation that you just laid the foundations for.

1146
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:18,640
Inside my brain, y'all.

1147
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,760
Also the Foz 2.

1148
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:22,000
I'm looking at you.

1149
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,440
Thanks for the one euro.

1150
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:28,880
I'm not feeling blue every time you come into this chat room with that little tippy whippy shit.

1151
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,100
Mr. Whippy shit.

1152
01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,100
Give you a nice cone or a tub of it.

1153
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,400
And then you feel like shit when you've had too much of it.

1154
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,900
I want the whole town to see me.

1155
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:40,400
Slightly obese geese.

1156
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,900
Every time I watch you, you generally have me in tears.

1157
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:43,920
I hope not, man.

1158
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,080
Tears are like fears.

1159
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,900
They stream down your cheek.

1160
01:11:47,260 --> 01:11:52,220
Make you feel like you've just had a big fat pile of bleak puddin.

1161
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,480
Which is something that you won't get to have unless you actually go out to Bleak Castle.

1162
01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:00,520
You need to pack your wallet because I heard it's actually fucking expensive.

1163
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,320
Not as bad as the Ice House though.

1164
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,020
Not as bad as the Ice House though.

1165
01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:06,020
Heh heh.

1166
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,220
Thanks for the five.

1167
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,560
Make me feeling really alive.

1168
01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:13,520
Every time I get on the stream and I fucking start to jive.

1169
01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:15,380
To Mike Denver and the boys.

1170
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,520
Charlie Pride.

1171
01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,680
It was Pride weekend there.

1172
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:29,480
Pride day.

1173
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:31,620
I went down to Dublin to see what the story was.

1174
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,100
I was expecting Charlie Pride to be doing a live show.

1175
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:37,440
But all I got was everybody with their rainbows.

1176
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,740
Dancing around.

1177
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,020
There was a lad with his schlong out around the town.

1178
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,200
Oh, why'd the fucking beat go?

1179
01:12:44,340 --> 01:12:45,340
The beat went away, man.

1180
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:46,500
I'm sorry.

1181
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:50,760
Oh.

1182
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:51,480
Oh.

1183
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,240
Yeah.

1184
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,000
Yeah.

1185
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:53,880
Alright.

1186
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:54,440
Alright.

1187
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:54,900
Alright.

1188
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:55,380
Alright.

1189
01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:55,940
Alright.

1190
01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:56,440
Yeah.

1191
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:56,780
Yeah.

1192
01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:57,000
Yeah.

1193
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:57,240
Yeah.

1194
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:57,580
Okay.

1195
01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:57,940
Okay.

1196
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:58,280
Okay.

1197
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:58,680
Okay.

1198
01:12:58,680 --> 01:12:58,920
Okay.

1199
01:12:59,060 --> 01:12:59,460
Okay.

1200
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,440
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1201
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:15,220
Someone saw the stream the other day.

1202
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,580
His name wasn't Neil.

1203
01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:19,800
And he genuinely asked me if I was okay in the head.

1204
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,020
I said, yeah.

1205
01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,260
I like fucking doing it, man.

1206
01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:24,180
What's wrong with it?

1207
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:26,840
He said, I don't think you're all right.

1208
01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:27,840
I said, I'm fine.

1209
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,540
It's you that's got the problem, man.

1210
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,780
You're messing with my mind.

1211
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:34,540
Display name.

1212
01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:35,500
Tell you to me.

1213
01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:36,880
Clearly you can't pass the phone.

1214
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:41,540
I want to say thank you to Neil and display name.

1215
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:42,780
Here I am, Lord.

1216
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:43,420
Even B-

1217
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:47,040
Even B-Y-D and Ivanka Trump.

1218
01:13:49,780 --> 01:13:51,500
I'm feeling the schlump now.

1219
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,560
So I'm going to get back to the game now.

1220
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,180
Here I am, Lord.

1221
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,620
Here I am, Lord.

1222
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,840
Here I am, Lord.

1223
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,800
It is I, Lord.

1224
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,980
I have heard you wanking in the night.

1225
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:14,940
I will go now.

1226
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:17,800
If you squeeze me.

1227
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:23,340
I have left my people in shite.

1228
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:27,760
Catholic mass.

1229
01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:31,500
I beat your ass with the mass.

1230
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:36,180
Fuck me, man.

1231
01:14:36,620 --> 01:14:37,660
Thank you very much.

1232
01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:38,500
Can't believe it, man.

1233
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:45,500
*laughs*

1234
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:50,500
*sad music*

1235
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,500
Anaconda G for 20 yo!

1236
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,500
*sad music*

1237
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:58,500
With a sick tight flow, about to be unleashed.

1238
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,500
Make sure you put the fuckin' beast in its box!

1239
01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:08,500
Put the beast in the box! He's actually causing a fucking chaos down the town there, he's just mauled someone.

1240
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:14,500
That tourist got off the bus, the beast went and fucking sucked him in his puss.

1241
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,500
Started to eat his head, like the fucking zombie in this game man.

1242
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,500
I said you best go to bed.

1243
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:24,500
He's looked at me and said I'm a beast. I can't fucking go to sleep.

1244
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:32,500
Every time I go home, I'm kept awake watching TV3, waiting for Joe Rogan to do the weather report on Cratom.

1245
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,500
*sad music*

1246
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:38,500
Right. We go now, we go.

1247
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:43,500
*sad music*

1248
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:45,500
Thank you very much.

1249
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,500
*sad music*

1250
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,500
*sad music*

1251
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,500
*sad music*

1252
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:55,500
*sad music*

1253
01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,500
I'm obsessed with TV3.

1254
01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:59,500
*sad music*

1255
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,500
I don't watch it.

1256
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:03,500
Virgin Media 1 as it's known now.

1257
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,500
*sad music*

1258
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:09,500
*sad music*

1259
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:11,500
It's like the ITV of...

1260
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,500
It's like the Irish ITV.

1261
01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,500
*sad music*

1262
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,500
*sad music*

1263
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,940
I'll put this away.

1264
01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:23,220
Steph, thank you very much.

1265
01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:24,780
I appreciate that.

1266
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,240
And Anacondagy and Evan.

1267
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:28,120
And here I am, Lord.

1268
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:29,700
And display name.

1269
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:31,840
And Neil.

1270
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:33,580
Slightly obese geese.

1271
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:34,240
The Foz.

1272
01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:35,500
Arid artifact.

1273
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,880
Two pound for your trouble.

1274
01:16:39,020 --> 01:16:39,620
Unbelievable.

1275
01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:51,080
Oh, I'm sick of this fucking shit.

1276
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:09,440
Kind of glad I did stream and download because I would have done this and died repeatedly.

1277
01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:11,900
Without you seeing the breakdown I was having.

1278
01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,620
And I feel as though that's at least something.

1279
01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:17,300
At least I gave you the breakdown, you know.

1280
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:22,280
This fucking eget down here.

1281
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,200
He's a slimer.

1282
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,300
Fucking slime ball.

1283
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,300
Acid round to the back now.

1284
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:30,900
Watch this now.

1285
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,940
If you're interested in seeing what I thought the animation looked like.

1286
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,340
When I blast this Hunter S. Thompson in the back with the acid round.

1287
01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:40,240
He does like a little stretch like he's getting out of bed.

1288
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:46,540
It's not funny.

1289
01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:47,740
It's neither here nor there.

1290
01:17:47,820 --> 01:17:49,080
It's just something, an observation.

1291
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:50,300
I thought I'd share it with you.

1292
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:52,700
Here we go.

1293
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,620
And he listens to the scream.

1294
01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:58,380
Watch the stretch.

1295
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:01,880
Oh, he didn't do it.

1296
01:18:02,060 --> 01:18:02,380
Fuck it.

1297
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:03,920
All that for nothing.

1298
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,220
Waste time.

1299
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,320
Is this a fucking locked room here?

1300
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:08,560
Is it?

1301
01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:11,560
An armor.

1302
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,860
Oh, there's the other fucking key, isn't there?

1303
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,240
Go down there.

1304
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:28,580
Someone was saying the last stage, you not get cramps in your stomach when you eat fruit later on.

1305
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,140
I said no.

1306
01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:31,680
And then when I went home.

1307
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,500
Or to bed even.

1308
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:40,120
I was fucking cramped out of it, man.

1309
01:18:41,220 --> 01:18:42,200
Cramping my style.

1310
01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:45,220
It was like they preempted it.

1311
01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:52,060
Preemptive crampage.

1312
01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:57,680
I'll turn that down.

1313
01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:58,460
The bother boots.

1314
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,840
Jill is wearing a pair of Dr. Martin's boots.

1315
01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:09,220
Are they Dr. Martin's or are they fucking...

1316
01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,320
What are the other ones?

1317
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:12,860
The Grungers.

1318
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:15,180
The Slipknot fans would wear.

1319
01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:16,500
New Rock.

1320
01:19:19,060 --> 01:19:21,160
What was the point of New Rock boots, man?

1321
01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:22,060
You know, they were...

1322
01:19:22,060 --> 01:19:23,340
Wearing...

1323
01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:26,660
Owning and wearing a pair of New Rock boots was only going to limit...

1324
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:28,140
Your physical capability...

1325
01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:32,480
Not only your physical capability to move freely and, you know...

1326
01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,940
Responsively to different situations.

1327
01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:36,820
But, I mean...

1328
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,160
It's not even great...

1329
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,200
It wouldn't even be great attire for...

1330
01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:44,760
Most social situations, I would have imagined.

1331
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:48,220
Chuck Taylors.

1332
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,080
You're probably better off with the Chuck...

1333
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:50,700
The Chuckies.

1334
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,920
It's like Chucky Pickles from fucking Rugrats, man.

1335
01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:57,120
Now...

1336
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:00,120
Mansion Key activated.

1337
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,900
Stand clear.

1338
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:21,500
We're down the Stag's head now.

1339
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,280
Dame Street.

1340
01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:24,120
Pints.

1341
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:25,600
Come quick.

1342
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,480
Expensive pints to be had.

1343
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:36,480
Fucking hell.

1344
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,160
Body bags.

1345
01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:38,900
It looks like there's a body in the bed look.

1346
01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:45,520
What's this?

1347
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:46,860
Magnum Bullets.

1348
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:47,400
Is it lighter?

1349
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:48,080
Great stuff.

1350
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,720
We can use that on the fire down the hallway.

1351
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:51,560
Great stuff.

1352
01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:54,160
Really getting into this game now.

1353
01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:54,820
We're not gonna...

1354
01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:55,520
We're not gonna...

1355
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,640
Fuck it up.

1356
01:20:57,860 --> 01:20:58,740
Something in the bed.

1357
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:00,260
A clip.

1358
01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:01,380
Yeah.

1359
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:02,140
We'll take that.

1360
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,120
There's a red herb down there.

1361
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,040
Don't need it though.

1362
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:08,200
Don't need it.

1363
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:09,720
Can we go in between the beds?

1364
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:10,240
You can.

1365
01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:11,820
Anything to be had down here?

1366
01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:12,240
No?

1367
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:13,320
What about...

1368
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,400
Did you check under the quilt?

1369
01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:17,500
I wonder...

1370
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,460
Is there an electric blanket?

1371
01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:19,280
Can you...

1372
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,260
Keep that and put it in your backpack and then sell it for fucking parts?

1373
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:22,880
Strip it.

1374
01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,420
Sell it for parts later on.

1375
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:32,700
Might do an unboxing of an electric blanket.

1376
01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:36,980
We'll strip the electric blanket on stream one of the days and see how it works and see what's in it.

1377
01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:43,000
You weren't allowed to have an electric blanket as a kid because you kept pissing the bed.

1378
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,560
And your mammy thought that you'd go frazz frazz.

1379
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:51,380
Whoa.

1380
01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,740
Nice fucking fish tank, man.

1381
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:53,760
Where are the goldfish, though?

1382
01:21:54,460 --> 01:21:55,120
You lost them.

1383
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:57,380
Here we go.

1384
01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:59,960
We might get JB on the fucking...

1385
01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:01,420
The dog and bony.

1386
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:02,960
If we can find him...

1387
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,960
If we can find him...

1388
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,160
Let's see.

1389
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:29,760
JB.

1390
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,020
What's the story?

1391
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:34,460
Morning glory, man.

1392
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:35,840
We've got another...

1393
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,560
We've got another text...

1394
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:39,660
For you to read here.

1395
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,440
And people are wondering if you could read it for us.

1396
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:43,480
What are you at?

1397
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,760
Are you cleaning your room again, is it?

1398
01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:47,720
That room must be fucking clean.

1399
01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,180
It must be clean as houses.

1400
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,060
How long a day do you spend cleaning the room?

1401
01:22:55,180 --> 01:22:55,540
Yeah.

1402
01:22:56,660 --> 01:23:00,100
And you charge Patreon for the room clean then, do you?

1403
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,260
No way.

1404
01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:04,600
Alright, man.

1405
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:05,680
Licking.

1406
01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:10,940
We're going to go and play this now and you can do a little spiel on it.

1407
01:23:11,380 --> 01:23:11,900
Jordan B.

1408
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:13,680
Jordan Spiel Peterson.

1409
01:23:15,740 --> 01:23:16,880
I'm only messing with you.

1410
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:18,380
Cheers, man.

1411
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:19,580
Gluck.

1412
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,240
No, no, no, no.

1413
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,620
I'm fucking working tomorrow.

1414
01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:25,760
Yeah, yeah.

1415
01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:26,220
No problem.

1416
01:23:26,220 --> 01:23:26,260
No problem.

1417
01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:26,460
No problem.

1418
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:40,400
Hello.

1419
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:42,400
Hello.

1420
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:45,620
Welcome to the Resident Evil stream.

1421
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:46,620
I hope you clean your room.

1422
01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:48,360
I hope you clean your room.

1423
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,940
Not only clean your room, but learn what it takes to become a man.

1424
01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:54,300
In the world, the hard, real world.

1425
01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:54,940
Wake up.

1426
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:56,460
Wake up.

1427
01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,340
Set your alarm.

1428
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,300
Set your alarm clock five times.

1429
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:08,420
One for every hour of the day to remind yourself why you aren't doing what you're meant to be doing.

1430
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,540
Why are you not doing that?

1431
01:24:10,540 --> 01:24:13,140
Why don't you do what you're meant to do?

1432
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:16,360
What's it all about?

1433
01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:20,020
What is life?

1434
01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:24,740
Life is like a lobster in a restaurant with its head.

1435
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,660
Its head is about to be impaled with a big spike.

1436
01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:30,960
Big giant spike in its head.

1437
01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:32,420
With black eyes.

1438
01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:35,160
And people say that the lobster can't feel pain.

1439
01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:40,540
They said the lobster can't feel pain because it doesn't know what it means to be a man and a lobster.

1440
01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:42,320
Yeah, Peterson.

1441
01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:44,180
Yes?

1442
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,940
Read the fucking text, hey.

1443
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,540
You're talking shite.

1444
01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,300
I'm sorry.

1445
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:52,620
Let's do this.

1446
01:24:54,620 --> 01:24:56,000
Researchers will.

1447
01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,340
It's a letter.

1448
01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:01,680
The top of the letter is missing.

1449
01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:03,220
The remaining says,

1450
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,020
Yes.

1451
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,320
I'm infected.

1452
01:25:09,220 --> 01:25:10,860
I did everything I could,

1453
01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:16,020
but could only delay the progress by a few days.

1454
01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:27,320
The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you by the day.

1455
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:28,740
Yeah, Peterson.

1456
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,180
Why did you say about, man?

1457
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:32,840
It says fucking about.

1458
01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:34,440
About.

1459
01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,760
Yeah, why did you say it like that?

1460
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,680
It's the way I talk.

1461
01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:41,160
It's the way I walk.

1462
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:42,860
It's the way I operate.

1463
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,880
Wake up, bucko.

1464
01:25:48,780 --> 01:25:50,380
Wake up and smell the cheese.

1465
01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:55,700
Because five years, ten years, six years from now,

1466
01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:58,680
you're going to be staring down the barrel of a wormhole.

1467
01:25:59,820 --> 01:26:01,740
And I'm not going to be there to pull you out.

1468
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:03,320
Out.

1469
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:04,680
Out.

1470
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:05,940
Out.

1471
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,260
Out.

1472
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:08,580
Out.

1473
01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:10,020
Out.

1474
01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:12,380
Out.

1475
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:14,000
Out.

1476
01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:18,700
Yeah, Peterson, you're fucked, hey.

1477
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:27,420
The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you every by the day.

1478
01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:33,560
So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming the living dead.

1479
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:40,560
By the way, have you checked out my latest two-hour podcast with Joe Rogan,

1480
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:44,560
where we discuss life and all of the big questions?

1481
01:26:45,820 --> 01:26:51,060
All of the big questions, me, two intellectual heavyweights of the world,

1482
01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:57,380
just riffing off each other hard and fast, hard and fast,

1483
01:26:57,860 --> 01:27:02,720
like two giant lobsters inside the restaurant of life.

1484
01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:06,900
Yeah, Peterson, hey, you're talking shite.

1485
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:14,340
Within an hour, within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep.

1486
01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:18,400
I do hope you'll understand my decision.

1487
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,000
Goodbye, and forever yours.

1488
01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:26,020
Martin Crackhorn.

1489
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:42,120
My good friend Martin Crackhorn used to wake up three hours before his alarm and start cracking his horn just to feel like a man again.

1490
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,520
Why would he be at that now, Jordan?

1491
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:45,320
Would he be, what?

1492
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,960
Tell me more about this Crackhorn fella.

1493
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:53,360
Myself and Crackhorn worked together down a steel pit.

1494
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:01,900
Back in the day when I used to be a steel pit man, and I drank, and I drank myself, silly, and I regretted my life.

1495
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:04,060
And I hated everyone around me.

1496
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:09,840
My outlook and my worldview was compromised by rubbish.

1497
01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:10,800
By nothing.

1498
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,340
I had no will to live.

1499
01:28:14,180 --> 01:28:15,460
I didn't know what I was doing.

1500
01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:19,360
Crackhorn would come to me and say,

1501
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,840
J.B.P.

1502
01:28:24,980 --> 01:28:26,160
Clean your sack.

1503
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,480
First and foremost.

1504
01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,520
Because if you don't clean your sack,

1505
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:35,920
how can you ever actually begin to know what it feels like to have a clean sack?

1506
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:43,360
And it's from there that I began to base all of my future philosophical principles

1507
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:46,780
on that of Crackhorn's sack advice.

1508
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:48,280
Yeah.

1509
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:49,980
Fuck off now with Jordan, man.

1510
01:28:50,020 --> 01:28:50,620
You're losing it.

1511
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,060
Thanks very much.

1512
01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:52,580
Goodbye.

1513
01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:57,600
Best of luck there.

1514
01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:59,460
Thanks very much there, Jordan B.

1515
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:07,460
Very kindly taking time out of his busy, immensely busy schedule to provide his...

1516
01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:08,940
Well, look at Jill.

1517
01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:09,940
She's gonzo.

1518
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:11,140
Oh, yeah.

1519
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:15,100
Maybe there's a fucking switch there if I push this.

1520
01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:15,600
There is.

1521
01:29:15,780 --> 01:29:16,120
There is.

1522
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:18,040
There is.

1523
01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:21,200
Oh.

1524
01:29:22,540 --> 01:29:23,360
Oh, no.

1525
01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:26,240
Will it reset?

1526
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:27,660
Do you reckon it'll reset?

1527
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:30,940
There's something at the back of the shelf.

1528
01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:32,000
I can see that.

1529
01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:37,700
Oh, fuck.

1530
01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:40,520
Maybe it'll reset.

1531
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:50,540
Thank you very much.

1532
01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:50,540
Thank you.

1533
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:51,640
Steal.

1534
01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:55,800
Fiver a snake.

1535
01:29:56,380 --> 01:29:57,320
Fiver a snake.

1536
01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:58,320
Eddie Durkin.

1537
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:11,740
Eddie Durkin never working.

1538
01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:12,600
Thank you very much.

1539
01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,020
She can't move the fucking fish tank anyway.

1540
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:19,340
It's too heavy to move.

1541
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:22,460
But there's something behind this.

1542
01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:25,800
I don't want to miss.

1543
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:33,120
Fuck.

1544
01:30:38,740 --> 01:30:39,780
Does anyone know?

1545
01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:40,420
Drink.

1546
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:41,260
Empty it first.

1547
01:30:41,380 --> 01:30:41,900
Clean it out.

1548
01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:43,800
How'd you empty the tank?

1549
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:44,040
Okay.

1550
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:47,800
Do I use the...

1551
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,800
Do I use the...

1552
01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:51,800
Do I use the...

1553
01:30:52,340 --> 01:30:53,220
Jars.

1554
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:54,400
The empty jars that I have?

1555
01:30:55,820 --> 01:30:57,800
Do I go down to Argos and buy a dehumidifier?

1556
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,840
Can you go down to Argos in Resident Evil 1?

1557
01:31:02,020 --> 01:31:04,440
Or did that only come into the equation later on?

1558
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:07,540
What about the beetle here inside the fucking case?

1559
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,040
It seems someone has searched here already.

1560
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,340
Appears to be a switch.

1561
01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:12,920
Will you push it?

1562
01:31:13,060 --> 01:31:13,480
I will.

1563
01:31:17,300 --> 01:31:18,060
There we go.

1564
01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:19,540
Dunski.

1565
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:21,680
Fisherman's friend.

1566
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,580
I have to reset this fucking thing.

1567
01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:39,660
Stag's head pints.

1568
01:31:40,380 --> 01:31:41,100
Five or a pint.

1569
01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:48,860
Stiff.

1570
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:51,600
Yeah, Stiff.

1571
01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:53,200
Thanks very much for that.

1572
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,940
It was you that told me about the cramps with the fruit.

1573
01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,360
Yeah, you're right.

1574
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:00,480
Stiff.

1575
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:00,880
Everybody.

1576
01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:03,900
Stiff has said to stay off the potassium after 8pm.

1577
01:32:05,660 --> 01:32:07,120
And eating too many bananas can kill you.

1578
01:32:07,220 --> 01:32:08,140
I've heard that now.

1579
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:08,800
I think it's a myth.

1580
01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:12,720
A waste of time.

1581
01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:13,600
Just some acid rounds.

1582
01:32:13,860 --> 01:32:14,180
Rubbish.

1583
01:32:15,220 --> 01:32:18,420
We'll go and set the fire in the fireplace down the back of the other house.

1584
01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:19,360
The other room.

1585
01:32:20,220 --> 01:32:21,480
We'll come back to this later on.

1586
01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:28,800
You need to eat 100 bananas.

1587
01:32:29,940 --> 01:32:31,080
Until you die, is it?

1588
01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:33,800
Should we do that on the stream?

1589
01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,080
Snuff.

1590
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,180
Snuff stream.

1591
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:39,680
Snuff.

1592
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:45,420
We're in here.

1593
01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,780
Just get the fuck out of here, man.

1594
01:32:48,780 --> 01:33:02,560
It is PR more than 5 euro pint, I'd imagine.

1595
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,140
You've seen lads eating bananas in the ball alley, yeah?

1596
01:33:05,460 --> 01:33:11,120
And you have a friend who got hospitalized from eating a dozen bananas.

1597
01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:18,460
Maybe there was no more food.

1598
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,180
There must have been no more food for her.

1599
01:33:20,580 --> 01:33:20,840
Is it?

1600
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:28,060
She made it out alive anyway.

1601
01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:30,080
You can't use it here in the fireplace.

1602
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:30,500
Why not?

1603
01:33:30,940 --> 01:33:31,840
Fucking fireman.

1604
01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:35,100
Wood is put in the stove, yeah?

1605
01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:36,460
And a paper's on the wall.

1606
01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:41,160
Here we go.

1607
01:33:41,820 --> 01:33:43,980
I always wondered what this was about here now.

1608
01:33:44,020 --> 01:33:44,840
How does that happen?

1609
01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:48,780
Tell me how that would happen in reality.

1610
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:50,260
You light a fire.

1611
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:51,200
You put a fire down.

1612
01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:52,840
You've got your fire lighters.

1613
01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:53,900
You've got your briquets.

1614
01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:56,660
Starts going.

1615
01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,460
And then a picture of some map, is it?

1616
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,280
Or something appears.

1617
01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,980
A map of the second floor appears.

1618
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:08,020
Like you could have smashed the glass to get into that.

1619
01:34:08,580 --> 01:34:12,500
This game is fraught with a lot of inconsistencies and a lot of questions.

1620
01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:14,300
But we won't.

1621
01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:17,520
You know, questions that we didn't ask back in the day when we had it.

1622
01:34:17,620 --> 01:34:19,540
Because obviously we don't have the...

1623
01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:25,240
Back in the day we don't have what we have now.

1624
01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:30,680
We'd probably just smash through the fucking wall or something to get to the next destination.

1625
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:33,000
Final destination two.

1626
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:59,200
Oh my god.

1627
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,040
We have to do this again.

1628
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:03,620
Fucking hell man.

1629
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,600
It just doesn't get any easier does it?

1630
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:09,060
It does not get any easier.

1631
01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:10,140
We'll do that.

1632
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:15,420
We'll have to go back to the fucking box anyway to put the stuff away, will we?

1633
01:35:21,540 --> 01:35:22,580
We'll kill the fucking...

1634
01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:23,580
We'll kill that snake first.

1635
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:24,420
We'll kill the snake.

1636
01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:38,460
Breein Slug, thank you very much.

1637
01:35:39,260 --> 01:35:40,560
Thank you very, very much.

1638
01:35:40,820 --> 01:35:41,400
Appreciate it.

1639
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:53,740
It looks like one of those stupid snakes that you had as a kid.

1640
01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:56,480
You'd hold it and it would move without you even moving.

1641
01:35:57,540 --> 01:35:58,760
Breein Slug, thank you very much.

1642
01:36:00,060 --> 01:36:01,180
Thank you very much.

1643
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:06,420
Mookle the Bookle is living the livestream, Resident Medieval.

1644
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:07,180
Thank you very much.

1645
01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:11,100
Big shout out to Mookle the Bookle.

1646
01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:15,060
Rest in pieces, Snig.

1647
01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:16,740
Rest in pieces.

1648
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:42,300
Barry?

1649
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:42,360
Barry?

1650
01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:44,680
Oh, darn.

1651
01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:45,900
Now I've done it.

1652
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,900
Hey, what's going on?

1653
01:36:49,860 --> 01:36:51,160
Now I've done it.

1654
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:52,220
Sorry, Jill.

1655
01:36:52,660 --> 01:36:52,940
Wait.

1656
01:36:53,620 --> 01:36:54,840
I'll go and get another rope.

1657
01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:57,720
Barry?

1658
01:36:57,720 --> 01:36:57,760
Barry?

1659
01:36:57,760 --> 01:36:58,800
Barry?

1660
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:08,560
I reckon Barry could play us a few tunes.

1661
01:37:11,500 --> 01:37:12,400
There's a switch below.

1662
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:12,900
Push it.

1663
01:37:13,020 --> 01:37:13,800
We'll push that jam.

1664
01:37:13,860 --> 01:37:14,740
We'll wait for Barry though.

1665
01:37:16,060 --> 01:37:16,460
Basra.

1666
01:37:16,780 --> 01:37:18,020
Down in southern Iraq.

1667
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:23,800
First port of call for the fucking bad boys down during the Gulf War jab.

1668
01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:25,140
Foot patrols.

1669
01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:36,520
Hey!

1670
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:38,180
Are you there, Jill?

1671
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:39,720
Grab the rope!

1672
01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:41,160
Grab the rope!

1673
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:41,180
The rope!

1674
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:53,740
I'm sorry, Jill.

1675
01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:56,720
I didn't know that was going to happen.

1676
01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:57,740
Sorry.

1677
01:37:58,020 --> 01:37:58,420
I did.

1678
01:37:58,700 --> 01:38:00,040
Done it fucking three times now.

1679
01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:01,700
Are you okay, Barry?

1680
01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:02,700
Three times, lads.

1681
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,780
Maybe you're getting tired.

1682
01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:06,640
I'm getting tired, Jill.

1683
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:06,860
No, I'm all right.

1684
01:38:07,060 --> 01:38:07,720
Don't worry.

1685
01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:09,760
Tired and emotional.

1686
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:11,080
Jill.

1687
01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:12,740
I found something.

1688
01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:18,080
Great.

1689
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:18,800
Pass number.

1690
01:38:22,760 --> 01:38:23,500
Great rope.

1691
01:38:23,580 --> 01:38:24,900
Great rope, Barry, in fairness.

1692
01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:25,040
I'll take this then.

1693
01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:39,100
Head down to the fucking mystery box and stick the other bits and pieces in that.

1694
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:44,680
Free up the inventory for whatever else we're going to find down in that fucking kitchen and

1695
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:47,220
the rest of the place.

1696
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:50,460
The rest of the rooms in this godforsaken hellhole of a house.

1697
01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:51,760
It's a nice house.

1698
01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:54,980
But the contents and what's going on inside it.

1699
01:38:55,940 --> 01:38:56,960
Anything but nice.

1700
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:01,580
I wonder how much this house would be on daft.

1701
01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:03,320
And where is it based?

1702
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:05,060
Just outside Roscommon.

1703
01:39:06,580 --> 01:39:07,340
Big house.

1704
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:20,200
Yeah, some great artwork around the gaff as well.

1705
01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,460
Is that included in the price or?

1706
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:26,360
Is that something you'd have to fucking replace yourself?

1707
01:39:26,360 --> 01:39:34,020
Hardwood floors.

1708
01:39:34,220 --> 01:39:34,700
Chests.

1709
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:37,840
Typewriters in most rooms.

1710
01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:39,840
In case you want to do a bit of writing.

1711
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:44,000
Do I save this key?

1712
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:58,560
Flame rounds, is it?

1713
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:03,860
Arrow will fuck the bazooka in the box there and keep the...

1714
01:40:03,860 --> 01:40:06,160
Keep the bread.

1715
01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:13,400
Does anyone know what key I can get rid of here?

1716
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:16,700
I have the helmet key and the armor key.

1717
01:40:25,340 --> 01:40:26,620
Picture of a helmet on it.

1718
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:32,120
Get rid of the armor.

1719
01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:33,600
Okay.

1720
01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:36,600
Josh to the smith.

1721
01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:39,280
We're going with you.

1722
01:40:40,220 --> 01:40:41,040
We trust you.

1723
01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:41,040
We trust you.

1724
01:40:41,040 --> 01:41:08,120
Welcome to the stream, everyone.

1725
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:10,620
Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1726
01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:11,080
We'll get off!

1727
01:41:14,540 --> 01:41:15,620
Welcome to the stream.

1728
01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:18,760
And remember...

1729
01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:24,280
Make sure you're drinking enough water in your diet during the week.

1730
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:28,140
Sure, the sugar drinks are nice, but they'll rot your fucking teeth.

1731
01:41:28,660 --> 01:41:30,280
Those companies don't care about your health.

1732
01:41:30,380 --> 01:41:32,260
They just want your pounds and your pennies.

1733
01:41:32,660 --> 01:41:33,600
In old money.

1734
01:41:34,660 --> 01:41:36,140
Euros and cents and new.

1735
01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:40,680
Great graphics there.

1736
01:41:41,620 --> 01:41:44,320
And great things.

1737
01:41:44,780 --> 01:41:45,960
Whatever you want to call them.

1738
01:41:46,260 --> 01:41:46,880
I'm not sure.

1739
01:41:48,340 --> 01:41:50,140
I know a lad who's good with computers.

1740
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:51,640
He managed to do those for me.

1741
01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:03,360
No bullshit now.

1742
01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:04,420
No bullshit stream.

1743
01:42:04,540 --> 01:42:05,200
We've got a rope.

1744
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:06,120
We're going to descend it.

1745
01:42:06,180 --> 01:42:10,220
Then when we get down there, we're going to go down the ladder that we managed to uncover as well.

1746
01:42:10,340 --> 01:42:12,220
Once we're down the ladder, you know what we're doing.

1747
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:15,720
We're going to hit all the rooms up and manage to get whatever loot we can find.

1748
01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:24,120
Fucking text there from Jordan B. Peterson.

1749
01:42:27,580 --> 01:42:28,180
Leave it.

1750
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:28,620
Leave it.

1751
01:42:30,060 --> 01:42:30,340
Oh!

1752
01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:32,140
Fuck me.

1753
01:42:33,020 --> 01:42:34,160
I'm going to take this gun's head off.

1754
01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:38,640
Nice.

1755
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:44,480
Oh!

1756
01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:44,520
Oh!

1757
01:43:02,100 --> 01:43:07,500
I'm going to take my time with this guy and just enjoy the bullets.

1758
01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:10,400
Fucking hell, man.

1759
01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:10,800
He's tough.

1760
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:12,820
He's gone.

1761
01:43:12,820 --> 01:43:14,600
Just enjoyed that.

1762
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:15,760
Really enjoyed that.

1763
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:16,440
It was nice.

1764
01:43:16,540 --> 01:43:17,280
It was leisurely.

1765
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:19,060
And it just made me feel good.

1766
01:43:19,920 --> 01:43:25,080
It's a shame when you use the shotguns because you're wasting hard shells that can be used on a snake or a hunter.

1767
01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:29,820
So if you have a zombie, you're best just trying to just ignore them.

1768
01:43:29,940 --> 01:43:31,180
Ignore them and they'll go away.

1769
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:37,000
Or if you've got time and you want to just relax, whip out the Beretta.

1770
01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:39,340
Nine millimeter Parabellum to the skull.

1771
01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:40,620
See you later.

1772
01:43:40,820 --> 01:43:42,500
Deep vein zombosis, man.

1773
01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:44,720
Should've wore your fucking plane socks.

1774
01:43:46,940 --> 01:43:47,840
But you didn't.

1775
01:43:51,340 --> 01:43:52,880
These two, uh...

1776
01:43:52,880 --> 01:43:55,020
These two gobshites there.

1777
01:43:55,080 --> 01:43:55,700
You can leave them.

1778
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:57,100
They're no use to you.

1779
01:43:57,540 --> 01:43:59,200
And they'll just stay there, snacking away.

1780
01:44:00,460 --> 01:44:00,860
Useless.

1781
01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:16,600
I don't know what the deal was now with this creep down...

1782
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:18,280
Kick his head off.

1783
01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:18,720
Watch this.

1784
01:44:20,260 --> 01:44:22,120
Toe poke into the goal.

1785
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:26,860
Did you see Rooney's fucking halfway job?

1786
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:29,120
Minty.

1787
01:44:31,560 --> 01:44:33,700
I didn't go through here the last day, did I?

1788
01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:49,400
Here we go.

1789
01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:51,080
Mookle the boookle.

1790
01:44:58,600 --> 01:44:59,340
He's gone.

1791
01:44:59,340 --> 01:45:01,340
He's gone.

1792
01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:18,960
Battery, you can use that in the elevator out in the courtyard, yeah.

1793
01:45:21,080 --> 01:45:21,980
Stick it in the bag.

1794
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,360
We might hold on for another moment.

1795
01:45:25,500 --> 01:45:27,740
We might get attacked again, and then we'll take the herb.

1796
01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:32,260
At the moment, I'm thinking of keeping the herb safe in the pocket, you know?

1797
01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:33,800
You never know when you'll need it.

1798
01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:40,460
But I don't think I can withstand another Hunter S. Thompson attack.

1799
01:45:41,060 --> 01:45:43,040
Those guys don't fuck around, okay?

1800
01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:46,820
They're slimy, they've got claws, and they're willing to pounce and jump and lep.

1801
01:45:47,580 --> 01:45:49,400
That's not something I can deal with as a human.

1802
01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:56,400
Do not have the ability to do what that lad can do.

1803
01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:59,300
Although, maybe we can fucking take the herb now.

1804
01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:03,680
No, we'll keep the herb there.

1805
01:46:04,420 --> 01:46:04,820
Herb...

1806
01:46:04,820 --> 01:46:05,600
Oh, cool.

1807
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:06,140
This is...

1808
01:46:06,140 --> 01:46:07,520
Look who's coming to party.

1809
01:46:08,520 --> 01:46:08,940
Oh, yeah.

1810
01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:11,340
Ha-ha.

1811
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:12,220
Gone.

1812
01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:14,420
And again.

1813
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:15,300
One in the back.

1814
01:46:18,300 --> 01:46:19,200
Scratching your sack.

1815
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:19,720
He's gone.

1816
01:46:22,140 --> 01:46:23,680
I can hear another one shuffling, though.

1817
01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:49,720
I left my phone in Navin.

1818
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:51,200
Navin race course.

1819
01:46:51,300 --> 01:46:52,240
I had to go get it yesterday.

1820
01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:52,900
It was a nightmare.

1821
01:46:53,220 --> 01:46:54,440
Absolute fucking nightmare.

1822
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:56,420
After all the shenanigans...

1823
01:46:56,420 --> 01:46:57,100
Oh, Christ.

1824
01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:01,480
Um...

1825
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:06,480
But before then, I was just getting a coffee, trying to get the head together.

1826
01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:08,340
And calibrate the senses.

1827
01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:11,600
And there was a rake of books on the fucking shelves beside.

1828
01:47:12,420 --> 01:47:15,160
And one of them was Wayne Rooney's autobiography.

1829
01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:17,120
And I started flicking through it for the laugh.

1830
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:23,300
And there's just a bit where he starts going on about how he didn't like David Moyes.

1831
01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:25,920
It's just funny.

1832
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:28,200
He's like, uh...

1833
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:29,060
David Moyes.

1834
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,900
Here's me with David Moyes signing a new contract.

1835
01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:33,720
And, like, Moyes is holding Rooney.

1836
01:47:33,980 --> 01:47:36,100
And he's got his arm around him with the shirt and the jersey and that.

1837
01:47:36,140 --> 01:47:36,520
And he's like...

1838
01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:38,340
Happy time for me.

1839
01:47:38,780 --> 01:47:40,240
But it wasn't really a happy time.

1840
01:47:40,520 --> 01:47:41,620
I didn't like Moyes.

1841
01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:42,700
And he didn't like me.

1842
01:47:43,100 --> 01:47:43,700
For some reason.

1843
01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:44,860
He...

1844
01:47:44,860 --> 01:47:45,140
He...

1845
01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:46,300
He didn't like...

1846
01:47:46,300 --> 01:47:47,340
Moyes was jealous.

1847
01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:48,860
We finished seventh.

1848
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,740
We finished seventh in the league.

1849
01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:52,600
And Moyes didn't like that.

1850
01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:54,340
That I was getting all the headlines.

1851
01:47:57,100 --> 01:47:59,860
He really fucking shtuck it to Moyes, man.

1852
01:48:00,440 --> 01:48:02,020
And this is a roll of film, is it?

1853
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:02,980
Or is it magnum bullets?

1854
01:48:02,980 --> 01:48:14,280
There's another fucking...

1855
01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:15,880
Spice girl.

1856
01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:17,240
Around the corner here.

1857
01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:20,700
Watch this.

1858
01:48:24,780 --> 01:48:25,680
Have you heard him?

1859
01:48:28,580 --> 01:48:29,920
Fucking spooky spice.

1860
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,220
Zombie spice is after you.

1861
01:48:32,220 --> 01:48:34,160
Not anymore.

1862
01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:36,340
He lost the head, the cunt.

1863
01:48:36,820 --> 01:48:38,460
That's what you get when you play with Jill.

1864
01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:39,540
Jill Valentine.

1865
01:48:40,460 --> 01:48:42,360
Might sound like a sweet name, but I'm not...

1866
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:43,460
I ain't got a sweet nature.

1867
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:47,900
What have I done?

1868
01:48:47,900 --> 01:49:10,240
We finished seventh that year.

1869
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,240
That was the best...

1870
01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:13,420
The best position we'd finished in in a long...

1871
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:14,520
In five or six years.

1872
01:49:15,180 --> 01:49:17,340
Moyes couldn't handle all the attention I was getting.

1873
01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:18,860
Oh, there's the ink ribbon.

1874
01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:22,600
Now we can have a little look at the helipad here as well.

1875
01:49:25,060 --> 01:49:26,240
Moyes is jealous, man.

1876
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,780
If I could contact the other members from here.

1877
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:38,340
I'm going to take the herb to fuck.

1878
01:49:38,340 --> 01:49:39,340
Grab the ink ribbon.

1879
01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:40,080
Go save it.

1880
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,080
And then we're back on Easy Street again.

1881
01:49:43,180 --> 01:49:45,420
Oh, it's going to feel so good to save this game.

1882
01:49:45,900 --> 01:49:46,540
You know it.

1883
01:49:46,700 --> 01:49:47,300
I know it.

1884
01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:48,200
We both know it.

1885
01:49:49,780 --> 01:49:51,160
And I tell you something else.

1886
01:49:53,680 --> 01:49:55,120
I'll be wankin'.

1887
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:58,820
Thank you very much there, Anaconda G.

1888
01:49:59,480 --> 01:50:01,940
That's an amazing little situation to be in.

1889
01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:03,320
I got to tell you something.

1890
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,440
Win, win, win.

1891
01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:23,160
Anaconda G with the 420 coming back in this shit, yo.

1892
01:50:23,160 --> 01:50:25,960
I got that sick, tight flow again.

1893
01:50:27,060 --> 01:50:27,480
It's got...

1894
01:50:27,480 --> 01:50:30,480
I've actually got a heavy flow this month.

1895
01:50:38,480 --> 01:50:40,480
Why do you do this to me?

1896
01:50:40,780 --> 01:50:43,480
Every night, I want a dream.

1897
01:50:53,560 --> 01:50:55,900
Flow so heavy, I need some Tampax.

1898
01:50:56,120 --> 01:50:59,380
Gonna send those lyrics back to you on a little fax machine.

1899
01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:02,160
Which I purchased back in fucking 2019.

1900
01:51:02,680 --> 01:51:03,440
Which is this year.

1901
01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:07,000
I was in an Oxfam charity shop.

1902
01:51:07,180 --> 01:51:07,760
They had one.

1903
01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:10,400
And I said, that shit is just flop, man.

1904
01:51:10,460 --> 01:51:12,220
Nobody uses faxes anymore.

1905
01:51:13,340 --> 01:51:14,360
Go and throw it in the bin.

1906
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,440
Or go back to the days of yore.

1907
01:51:17,780 --> 01:51:19,300
She said, it's for charity.

1908
01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:21,520
I said, I don't give a fuck.

1909
01:51:22,900 --> 01:51:23,940
Give a fuck.

1910
01:51:25,780 --> 01:51:26,880
Give a fuck.

1911
01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:32,180
Oxfam, take your fax machine.

1912
01:51:32,180 --> 01:51:35,100
And shove it up your heart tonight.

1913
01:51:35,860 --> 01:51:36,380
Tonight.

1914
01:51:37,040 --> 01:51:37,840
Tonight.

1915
01:51:37,840 --> 01:51:38,040
Tonight.

1916
01:51:38,040 --> 01:51:39,580
Alright.

1917
01:51:39,580 --> 01:51:39,940
Cheers.

1918
01:51:39,940 --> 01:51:46,880
Why do you have likes disabled?

1919
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:47,620
Percy Purple.

1920
01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:48,780
How are you, Percy Purple?

1921
01:51:49,300 --> 01:51:50,420
What's the story with you?

1922
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:52,640
I do not have likes disabled.

1923
01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:54,440
I never disabled them in my life.

1924
01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:54,660
Sure.

1925
01:51:54,660 --> 01:51:54,720
Sure.

1926
01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:01,260
Right.

1927
01:52:01,260 --> 01:52:01,260
Right.

1928
01:52:01,260 --> 01:52:02,460
Right.

1929
01:52:02,460 --> 01:52:05,460
We'll fucking stick the ribbon in the...

1930
01:52:05,460 --> 01:52:05,660
Yeah.

1931
01:52:05,660 --> 01:52:08,260
There we go.

1932
01:52:08,260 --> 01:52:08,860
Yeah.

1933
01:52:08,860 --> 01:52:12,320
There we go.

1934
01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:21,900
I can't see the numbers of likes and dislikes.

1935
01:52:22,100 --> 01:52:22,640
Percy Purple.

1936
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:25,400
Who cares, man.

1937
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,520
I've never even looked at the fucking thing.

1938
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:29,440
I don't even...

1939
01:52:29,440 --> 01:52:30,760
It doesn't even matter anymore.

1940
01:52:30,860 --> 01:52:31,100
Does it?

1941
01:52:31,360 --> 01:52:32,700
It doesn't even fucking matter.

1942
01:52:32,940 --> 01:52:33,600
I don't care.

1943
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:37,020
I suppose I care if it was all...

1944
01:52:37,020 --> 01:52:38,700
If people were fucking...

1945
01:52:38,700 --> 01:52:41,160
If it got taken out of the YouTube system.

1946
01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:41,900
Because you...

1947
01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:44,480
Imagine you got a load of dislikes and you just fucking...

1948
01:52:44,480 --> 01:52:46,180
Got your channel disabled.

1949
01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:47,760
I don't know if they can do that, though.

1950
01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,220
I don't know if they can do that.

1951
01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:04,300
Scrapbook.

1952
01:53:06,440 --> 01:53:06,920
2019.

1953
01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,120
Jordan B. Peterson.

1954
01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:09,000
Scrapbook.

1955
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:11,320
Welcome to my scrapbook.

1956
01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,460
Scrap lounge.

1957
01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:16,100
JBP's scrap lounge.

1958
01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:18,600
New series starts on Saturday nights.

1959
01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:21,820
7.30 to 9.30 p.m.

1960
01:53:22,100 --> 01:53:23,100
Family fun.

1961
01:53:23,740 --> 01:53:26,340
Kind of like Ant and Dex Saturday night takeaway.

1962
01:53:27,180 --> 01:53:30,340
But the takeaway is much deeper and heavier.

1963
01:53:31,340 --> 01:53:34,820
In fact, the takeaway that you'll be receiving from me...

1964
01:53:34,820 --> 01:53:37,200
Will surely stick with you for life.

1965
01:53:38,480 --> 01:53:39,080
Why?

1966
01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:40,560
Because you're worthless.

1967
01:53:41,380 --> 01:53:42,260
Worthless to me.

1968
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:42,740
Nothing.

1969
01:53:43,280 --> 01:53:44,520
You mean nothing to me.

1970
01:53:45,280 --> 01:53:47,320
I am the great god himself.

1971
01:53:47,940 --> 01:53:48,900
Jordan B. Peterson.

1972
01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:53,860
And you are merely a speck of dust on the sole of my boot.

1973
01:53:54,800 --> 01:53:57,340
Which I will just...

1974
01:53:57,340 --> 01:54:01,460
Crush into the ground without even a scintilla of remorse.

1975
01:54:06,100 --> 01:54:07,360
Yeah, Jordan.

1976
01:54:07,360 --> 01:54:07,920
Read the fucking book.

1977
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:07,920
Yeah, Jordan.

1978
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:09,280
Read the fucking book, sure.

1979
01:54:11,480 --> 01:54:12,080
Scrapbook.

1980
01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:13,480
Bucko.

1981
01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:15,060
Clean your book.

1982
01:54:17,060 --> 01:54:18,160
Clean your book.

1983
01:54:18,440 --> 01:54:21,400
Clean your dust down the pages and sniff the pages.

1984
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,020
Raccoon times.

1985
01:54:24,020 --> 01:54:24,300
Raccoon times.

1986
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:26,280
May 27, 1998.

1987
01:54:26,860 --> 01:54:27,900
Animal attack.

1988
01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:29,560
Woman mutilated.

1989
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:31,660
May 20th.

1990
01:54:32,140 --> 01:54:33,240
Around 10 p.m.

1991
01:54:33,300 --> 01:54:37,500
A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby.

1992
01:54:38,220 --> 01:54:43,080
On the left bank of Marble River in the cider district of Raccoon City.

1993
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:46,140
Cider, of course.

1994
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:50,580
The alcoholic beverage which we get from the humble apple.

1995
01:54:53,880 --> 01:54:55,200
Its taste is sweet.

1996
01:54:55,640 --> 01:54:58,700
Sweet like the summer breeze on my feet.

1997
01:55:05,700 --> 01:55:10,260
Raccoon police assume it to be a grizzly or other animals doing.

1998
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:18,660
Because there are teeth marks along her mutilated arms and left foot that show considerable power.

1999
01:55:20,840 --> 01:55:24,520
Since she was wearing a hiking boot on her remaining foot.

2000
01:55:25,380 --> 01:55:27,820
It has been determined that she was attacked.

2001
01:55:28,660 --> 01:55:30,880
In the Arkley Mountains and fell into the river.

2002
01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:34,400
They are hurrying to identify this woman.

2003
01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:36,680
Raccoon Weekly.

2004
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:39,540
June 16, 1998.

2005
01:55:40,640 --> 01:55:41,920
Monsters in Mountains.

2006
01:55:43,140 --> 01:55:47,520
Perhaps a metaphor for the mountains that we have to scale in life.

2007
01:55:48,220 --> 01:55:51,420
And the numerous other monsters who stand in our way.

2008
01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:53,000
Don't you worry.

2009
01:55:53,700 --> 01:55:55,760
Don't you ever worry.

2010
01:55:57,660 --> 01:55:59,160
Just look into my eyes.

2011
01:56:01,460 --> 01:56:02,700
Monsters will go away.

2012
01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:04,340
I am your father.

2013
01:56:04,340 --> 01:56:08,820
I am your father.

2014
01:56:08,820 --> 01:56:13,040
And I will keep the monsters at bay while you sleep.

2015
01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:16,680
In your stupid room that is not clean.

2016
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:18,720
Needs a sweep.

2017
01:56:21,820 --> 01:56:24,720
Go and get a fucking brush and sweep your room.

2018
01:56:29,940 --> 01:56:32,320
I was on Channel 4 News.

2019
01:56:33,200 --> 01:56:34,120
Did you see it?

2020
01:56:35,120 --> 01:56:36,700
I crushed that woman.

2021
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:40,360
I crushed the woman who was opposing my force.

2022
01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:44,920
I calmly dismantled the lady.

2023
01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:48,420
Who stood between me and success.

2024
01:56:48,420 --> 01:56:52,420
Because I am your father.

2025
01:56:55,060 --> 01:56:56,580
Go fuck yourself.

2026
01:57:00,840 --> 01:57:01,400
Pensive.

2027
01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:07,040
You won't get me you cunt.

2028
01:57:08,080 --> 01:57:08,440
Fitter.

2029
01:57:09,140 --> 01:57:09,680
Happier.

2030
01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:10,940
More productive.

2031
01:57:12,220 --> 01:57:13,540
A pig in a cage.

2032
01:57:13,660 --> 01:57:14,940
On antibiotics.

2033
01:57:17,580 --> 01:57:18,860
GQ feature on.

2034
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:20,520
GQ did a feature on me.

2035
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:21,920
Did they do a feature on you?

2036
01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:22,900
No.

2037
01:57:23,220 --> 01:57:24,400
Maybe they will one day.

2038
01:57:24,780 --> 01:57:27,920
When they do a special feature on the unkempt rooms.

2039
01:57:28,180 --> 01:57:29,040
Of losers.

2040
01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:30,220
Losers.

2041
01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,200
Who don't.

2042
01:57:31,380 --> 01:57:32,000
Know me.

2043
01:57:32,600 --> 01:57:33,120
Who don't.

2044
01:57:34,140 --> 01:57:35,360
Who can't be me.

2045
01:57:36,500 --> 01:57:37,560
Straighten your tie.

2046
01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:39,640
And fuck off.

2047
01:57:41,980 --> 01:57:44,020
Will you hurry up there JB.

2048
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:45,240
Because we're getting bored.

2049
01:57:46,220 --> 01:57:48,700
Some people claim they've seen monsters in mountains.

2050
01:57:49,260 --> 01:57:53,440
The monsters are supposedly a boot the same size as large dogs.

2051
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:56,720
And usually run in a pack as wolves do.

2052
01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:02,700
This may sound like a group of ordinary wild dogs.

2053
01:58:03,220 --> 01:58:06,200
But these monsters are surprisingly fierce.

2054
01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:10,580
And hard to hurt.

2055
01:58:12,960 --> 01:58:16,200
They say these dogs won't bother you.

2056
01:58:16,480 --> 01:58:18,020
Unless you wake them.

2057
01:58:18,900 --> 01:58:20,360
So clean your room.

2058
01:58:21,120 --> 01:58:24,700
So you smart readers should stay out of the mountains.

2059
01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:27,280
For time being.

2060
01:58:27,740 --> 01:58:28,320
Please.

2061
01:58:30,840 --> 01:58:32,520
But if you're looking for adventure.

2062
01:58:32,700 --> 01:58:33,520
Check it out.

2063
01:58:33,920 --> 01:58:35,000
You want to try?

2064
01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:38,980
Bit of a strange turn to take at the end of that text Jordan.

2065
01:58:38,980 --> 01:58:39,980
I know right?

2066
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:41,560
Wanna try?

2067
01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:43,560
Raccoon times.

2068
01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:44,260
July 9th.

2069
01:58:45,540 --> 01:58:46,380
1963.

2070
01:58:47,220 --> 01:58:48,280
The year of my birth.

2071
01:58:48,380 --> 01:58:49,000
My inception.

2072
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:50,460
When I.

2073
01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:52,700
The great god himself.

2074
01:58:53,320 --> 01:58:55,180
Jordan B. Foldormsen.

2075
01:58:55,940 --> 01:58:56,680
Came at you.

2076
01:58:56,800 --> 01:58:57,760
Like Cleopatra.

2077
01:58:58,680 --> 01:59:00,200
Fucking Sean Penn too.

2078
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:04,880
Look at me.

2079
01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:07,160
I look to the sky.

2080
01:59:07,160 --> 01:59:07,940
I look to the sky on a night.

2081
01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:11,900
Asking the big questions about the stars.

2082
01:59:12,060 --> 01:59:12,540
And the god.

2083
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:13,180
The god.

2084
01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:15,060
Supposedly has created me.

2085
01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:16,800
I wonder how.

2086
01:59:18,300 --> 01:59:20,140
Someone could create something so.

2087
01:59:21,140 --> 01:59:22,560
Amazing as myself.

2088
01:59:23,680 --> 01:59:25,400
Fucking just finish the book there.

2089
01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:28,520
Due to successive disasters in the Arkley Mountains.

2090
01:59:28,620 --> 01:59:31,000
The city authorities have decided to block the road.

2091
01:59:31,340 --> 01:59:33,060
Leading through the foothills.

2092
01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:35,480
At the same time.

2093
01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:41,120
Raccoon police intend to begin the search for lost people with the stars members.

2094
01:59:41,860 --> 01:59:43,320
They expect great difficulty.

2095
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:46,300
Because of the vast size of the mountains.

2096
01:59:46,300 --> 01:59:49,780
And the primeval forest.

2097
01:59:50,620 --> 01:59:52,380
That covers most of the area.

2098
01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:58,320
Also people are still reporting signs of grotesque monsters in the mountains.

2099
01:59:58,560 --> 01:59:58,920
Bye.

2100
02:00:01,340 --> 02:00:02,980
Cheers fucking Jordy boy.

2101
02:00:03,560 --> 02:00:04,380
You're a good.

2102
02:00:04,560 --> 02:00:05,560
You're a great egg.

2103
02:00:06,460 --> 02:00:08,240
And you're doing great work.

2104
02:00:09,240 --> 02:00:09,640
Reading.

2105
02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:12,240
And you've got a.

2106
02:00:12,560 --> 02:00:14,840
You've got a fucking sweet voice you angel.

2107
02:00:15,680 --> 02:00:17,180
You should monetize that Jordan.

2108
02:00:17,180 --> 02:00:19,040
Do a bit of fucking karaoke or something.

2109
02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:22,600
Don't tell me there's.

2110
02:00:23,660 --> 02:00:24,100
More.

2111
02:00:25,100 --> 02:00:26,840
Lambs to the schloth are in here now.

2112
02:00:40,020 --> 02:00:40,780
Oh yeah.

2113
02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:42,780
Red jewel.

2114
02:00:43,220 --> 02:00:44,260
We know where that goes.

2115
02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:45,320
Can we.

2116
02:00:45,420 --> 02:00:46,120
Are we space for it?

2117
02:00:46,160 --> 02:00:46,640
We don't.

2118
02:00:47,360 --> 02:00:47,720
Fuck.

2119
02:00:49,280 --> 02:00:50,140
The red jewel.

2120
02:00:50,560 --> 02:00:51,120
Of course.

2121
02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:53,060
Will unlock the cold python.

2122
02:00:53,840 --> 02:00:55,380
Most of these books are on chemistry.

2123
02:00:56,940 --> 02:00:57,940
They're on chemistry.

2124
02:01:03,180 --> 02:01:04,620
Not being used for a long time.

2125
02:01:06,540 --> 02:01:07,960
Not being used for a long time.

2126
02:01:09,700 --> 02:01:10,500
Many books.

2127
02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:20,960
Oh it's a swish.

2128
02:01:21,040 --> 02:01:21,900
I thought it was a fucking.

2129
02:01:22,340 --> 02:01:24,180
I thought it was a red jewel for the cold.

2130
02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:25,800
I was wrong.

2131
02:01:26,220 --> 02:01:27,480
Something is being placed here.

2132
02:01:29,100 --> 02:01:30,540
Most of them are on chemistry.

2133
02:01:32,120 --> 02:01:33,360
Oh we put the statue there.

2134
02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:34,000
Yeah it lights up.

2135
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:35,840
I think we put the statue there.

2136
02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:36,980
And then we get a.

2137
02:01:37,420 --> 02:01:38,660
We get a red jewel.

2138
02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:40,400
Which we can then use to unlock the.

2139
02:01:41,900 --> 02:01:42,940
Jordan B. Python.

2140
02:01:43,700 --> 02:01:45,040
And now I fucked up.

2141
02:01:45,180 --> 02:01:46,560
Gonna have to reset the statue again.

2142
02:01:57,360 --> 02:01:59,060
Sean Penn has actually fucking.

2143
02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:01,540
Changed his name to Sean Pennegrino.

2144
02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:04,940
Because of the sponsorship deal he's got with San Pell.

2145
02:02:06,040 --> 02:02:07,100
He's selling that now.

2146
02:02:07,540 --> 02:02:07,800
And was.

2147
02:02:07,960 --> 02:02:10,100
It was Sean Penn who managed to capture Chapo.

2148
02:02:12,120 --> 02:02:12,520
Eh.

2149
02:02:13,320 --> 02:02:14,260
Fucking telling you.

2150
02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:15,880
Sean Penn.

2151
02:02:16,220 --> 02:02:16,780
Was doing.

2152
02:02:17,200 --> 02:02:18,780
A bit of interviewing down in.

2153
02:02:19,740 --> 02:02:20,140
Mexico.

2154
02:02:20,140 --> 02:02:20,540
And.

2155
02:02:21,540 --> 02:02:22,460
He managed to fucking.

2156
02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:25,040
Put the feds on to Chapo.

2157
02:02:25,680 --> 02:02:26,220
Chapo lizard.

2158
02:02:26,220 --> 02:02:33,140
If I was Sean Penn.

2159
02:02:33,220 --> 02:02:34,060
I'd be scared now.

2160
02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:35,540
That Chapo's a.

2161
02:02:35,900 --> 02:02:37,160
He's a slippery old eel.

2162
02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:39,680
He might have the boom boom boys.

2163
02:02:40,520 --> 02:02:41,260
Or a few.

2164
02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:42,260
Mexican boom.

2165
02:02:42,420 --> 02:02:43,100
Boom battas.

2166
02:02:45,180 --> 02:02:45,700
Heading.

2167
02:02:46,180 --> 02:02:47,420
Sean Penny boys way.

2168
02:02:48,080 --> 02:02:49,060
Pennywise the clown.

2169
02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:55,720
His new film looks like a riot.

2170
02:02:55,900 --> 02:02:57,160
He's got mad Mel in there.

2171
02:02:57,260 --> 02:02:57,860
Who's mad Mel?

2172
02:03:02,540 --> 02:03:03,340
Fuck this.

2173
02:03:10,700 --> 02:03:11,100
Now.

2174
02:03:12,100 --> 02:03:13,720
We have a couple of things to collect.

2175
02:03:14,420 --> 02:03:15,600
To come back and get this.

2176
02:03:16,380 --> 02:03:18,380
Where's the fucking...

2177
02:03:19,380 --> 02:03:20,380
I don't know.

2178
02:03:21,380 --> 02:03:26,380
Brainschluck, thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman, and you're a saint, and a scholar too.

2179
02:03:29,380 --> 02:03:30,380
Scholastic.

2180
02:03:43,380 --> 02:03:45,380
Thanks, Evan.

2181
02:03:46,380 --> 02:03:49,380
What does the BYD mean in your name, Evan?

2182
02:03:52,380 --> 02:03:54,380
Ya crazy horse.

2183
02:04:00,380 --> 02:04:05,380
J.P. Mookleson of the Bookleson. Thanks for the Tuesday transition.

2184
02:04:05,380 --> 02:04:10,380
Shout out to Madeline and Evan smoking a Cool J out the window.

2185
02:04:12,380 --> 02:04:14,380
A little Cool J, is it?

2186
02:04:15,380 --> 02:04:16,380
Don't fucking fall out.

2187
02:04:19,380 --> 02:04:23,380
Uh, thank you very much, Clone- a clone named Melissa-

2188
02:04:23,380 --> 02:04:25,380
Oh! Oh! Hey!

2189
02:04:26,380 --> 02:04:28,380
Let's call the fucking Teletookie, man.

2190
02:04:28,380 --> 02:04:29,380
Clearly you can't pass the phone.

2191
02:04:29,380 --> 02:04:30,380
Clearly you can't pass the phone.

2192
02:04:34,380 --> 02:04:35,380
Thank you very much there.

2193
02:04:39,380 --> 02:04:40,380
Fuck.

2194
02:04:41,380 --> 02:04:43,380
He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone.

2195
02:04:46,380 --> 02:04:47,380
Not man.

2196
02:04:48,380 --> 02:04:50,380
Let's call the fucking Teletookie.

2197
02:04:50,380 --> 02:04:51,380
Clearly you can pass the phone.

2198
02:04:51,380 --> 02:05:02,380
Thank you very much, uh, Faith Johnston, and Jordan P. Nison, who says, "Fitter, happier by... with Jordan P. would be great. Fitter.

2199
02:05:02,380 --> 02:05:05,380
"Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym."

2200
02:05:05,380 --> 02:05:07,380
Yes, those are the lyrics.

2201
02:05:07,380 --> 02:05:08,380
"Fitter, I'm gonna go, man."

2202
02:05:08,380 --> 02:05:11,380
Thank you very much for the donation, Jordan P. Nison.

2203
02:05:11,380 --> 02:05:12,380
"Fitter, I'm gonna go, man."

2204
02:05:12,380 --> 02:05:13,380
Clearly you can't pass the phone.

2205
02:05:13,380 --> 02:05:14,380
And Fox is a Cove of Toxin.

2206
02:05:14,380 --> 02:05:16,380
I was just thinking about you there the last day.

2207
02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:19,380
And I wanted to say...

2208
02:05:20,380 --> 02:05:22,380
Fucking thank you, and you're a fucking legend, man.

2209
02:05:23,380 --> 02:05:24,380
Thank you very much.

2210
02:05:25,380 --> 02:05:26,380
I don't say that about everyone.

2211
02:05:27,380 --> 02:05:28,380
Thank you very much.

2212
02:05:29,380 --> 02:05:32,380
I agree, man. After buying some new clobber, round up the boys to come pointing.

2213
02:05:33,380 --> 02:05:34,380
I want the whole town to say...

2214
02:05:34,380 --> 02:05:35,380
Hey, Aaron Brenneman, thank you very much.

2215
02:05:36,380 --> 02:05:37,380
Thank you very much.

2216
02:05:38,380 --> 02:05:39,380
Fucking legend, man.

2217
02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:40,380
I mean that.

2218
02:05:40,380 --> 02:05:41,380
I sincerely mean that to you.

2219
02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:45,380
Because I'd never say that to anyone else.

2220
02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:46,380
Only you.

2221
02:05:49,380 --> 02:05:51,380
I agree, man. After buying some new clobber.

2222
02:05:51,380 --> 02:05:52,380
Round up the boys to come pointing.

2223
02:05:52,380 --> 02:05:54,380
I want the whole town to see me.

2224
02:05:55,380 --> 02:05:56,380
Fortunately, this guy is docile.

2225
02:05:57,380 --> 02:05:58,380
Elaine, thank you very much.

2226
02:06:06,380 --> 02:06:07,380
Yeah.

2227
02:06:10,380 --> 02:06:11,380
Gabe, how are you?

2228
02:06:12,380 --> 02:06:14,320
That's called the fucking tele-tugging.

2229
02:06:14,580 --> 02:06:15,720
Clearly you can't pass the board.

2230
02:06:16,240 --> 02:06:18,780
You're itching, are you? You need to get someone to give you a scratch.

2231
02:06:20,760 --> 02:06:22,320
Maybe you should have a scratch yourself.

2232
02:06:28,600 --> 02:06:29,600
Why would it be locked?

2233
02:06:30,100 --> 02:06:32,160
On the other side, I have the keys.

2234
02:06:32,420 --> 02:06:34,040
It wouldn't be the armor key, would it?

2235
02:06:34,760 --> 02:06:35,160
Chat?

2236
02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:36,900
With a backseat gaming?

2237
02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:37,900
Oh, man.

2238
02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:42,600
Waste.

2239
02:06:43,920 --> 02:06:44,900
Waste of bullets.

2240
02:06:47,280 --> 02:06:47,920
Oh!

2241
02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:54,120
I'm on fine.

2242
02:07:02,960 --> 02:07:04,400
Back out still alive.

2243
02:07:04,400 --> 02:07:05,100
Shit.

2244
02:07:13,580 --> 02:07:14,100
Shit.

2245
02:07:15,760 --> 02:07:21,420
We better save the game, because I can see something really fucking disastrous happening soon enough.

2246
02:07:21,420 --> 02:07:21,480
Shit.

2247
02:07:30,520 --> 02:07:32,940
Welcome to Late Night Games.

2248
02:07:32,940 --> 02:07:41,480
Welcome to Late Night Games.

2249
02:07:54,120 --> 02:07:55,540
Great animation here.

2250
02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:57,360
The elevator doors.

2251
02:07:57,960 --> 02:07:58,300
Stil.

2252
02:07:58,300 --> 02:08:01,600
Back in the kitchen now.

2253
02:08:05,540 --> 02:08:09,360
Should I fucking risk taking out the hunter, S. Thompson?

2254
02:08:09,920 --> 02:08:10,720
I'm gonna do it.

2255
02:08:11,460 --> 02:08:13,480
This is a big risk, but I'm gonna fucking do it, man.

2256
02:08:13,620 --> 02:08:14,080
Don't care.

2257
02:08:15,580 --> 02:08:16,180
Don't care.

2258
02:08:17,460 --> 02:08:18,440
Don't care.

2259
02:08:18,540 --> 02:08:19,340
Gonna kill this guy.

2260
02:08:20,440 --> 02:08:22,080
This guy's gonna be nothing to me.

2261
02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:24,020
I'll let him live.

2262
02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:28,700
When I get to the hunter, he's going downtown.

2263
02:08:30,820 --> 02:08:31,940
Winning streak vibes.

2264
02:08:40,680 --> 02:08:43,260
Casually throw around the table here.

2265
02:08:44,720 --> 02:08:45,680
He's nothing to me.

2266
02:08:47,540 --> 02:08:48,600
He's nothing to me.

2267
02:08:48,740 --> 02:08:49,900
And he never will be anything.

2268
02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:50,820
I have no time for him.

2269
02:08:52,260 --> 02:08:53,180
He's a loser.

2270
02:08:53,180 --> 02:08:53,280
He's a loser.

2271
02:09:02,220 --> 02:09:03,620
Do you know Pachy Bonner?

2272
02:09:04,140 --> 02:09:05,640
Would you love to know Pachy Bonner?

2273
02:09:05,960 --> 02:09:06,980
Where is Pachy Bonner?

2274
02:09:07,380 --> 02:09:08,460
Says Degs in the chat.

2275
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:09,460
I don't know.

2276
02:09:09,540 --> 02:09:10,180
Hopefully he's alright.

2277
02:09:11,260 --> 02:09:13,720
And big shout out to Pachy Bonner if you're watching.

2278
02:09:14,380 --> 02:09:15,220
Safe hands, man.

2279
02:09:18,760 --> 02:09:24,600
I wonder what kind of goalie gloves did you used to wear, Pachy Bonner?

2280
02:09:24,700 --> 02:09:25,440
Was it Royce?

2281
02:09:27,000 --> 02:09:29,260
Or were you more of a Mitre?

2282
02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:30,000
Mitre?

2283
02:09:30,440 --> 02:09:30,740
Man.

2284
02:09:34,480 --> 02:09:36,280
Peter Schmeichel used to wear Royce.

2285
02:09:39,760 --> 02:09:40,200
Ow.

2286
02:09:42,120 --> 02:09:42,900
Umbro, was it?

2287
02:09:44,720 --> 02:09:46,920
Do you like Pachy Bonner?

2288
02:09:47,020 --> 02:09:47,360
You do.

2289
02:09:47,360 --> 02:09:50,800
Okay, we'll put that in there.

2290
02:10:00,280 --> 02:10:01,040
Oh, fuck.

2291
02:10:01,480 --> 02:10:01,740
Fuck.

2292
02:10:02,340 --> 02:10:02,820
Let's do with him!

2293
02:10:03,780 --> 02:10:04,480
Let's do with him!

2294
02:10:05,280 --> 02:10:05,960
Let's do with him!

2295
02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:35,940
I'm sorry.

2296
02:10:35,940 --> 02:10:40,940
*Screaming*

2297
02:10:40,940 --> 02:10:42,940
*Screaming*

2298
02:10:42,940 --> 02:10:44,940
*Screaming*

2299
02:10:44,940 --> 02:10:52,940
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

2300
02:10:52,940 --> 02:10:56,940
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

2301
02:10:56,940 --> 02:11:02,940
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

2302
02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:08,940
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

2303
02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:13,180
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

2304
02:11:13,180 --> 02:11:17,720
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the blades.

2305
02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:22,260
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

2306
02:11:22,260 --> 02:11:44,260
Egg and pudding and beans.

2307
02:11:44,260 --> 02:11:47,620
Egg and pudding and beans.

2308
02:11:48,460 --> 02:11:50,920
Egg and pudding and beans.

2309
02:11:51,700 --> 02:11:54,340
Egg and pudding and beans.

2310
02:11:54,940 --> 02:11:57,460
Do you know what this means?

2311
02:11:58,660 --> 02:12:01,380
Do you know what this means?

2312
02:12:01,880 --> 02:12:04,300
Do you know what this means?

2313
02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:08,260
Egg and pudding and beans.

2314
02:12:08,840 --> 02:12:11,860
Egg and pudding and beans.

2315
02:12:12,680 --> 02:12:14,820
Egg and pudding and beans.

2316
02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:44,800
I'm sorry.

2317
02:12:44,800 --> 02:13:14,780
Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! What's the crack? Your boy is back. Had to go for a piss.

2318
02:13:14,780 --> 02:13:23,060
Now you're in lyrical bliss. It's called heaven. Francis Higgins on the mic every seven days a week.

2319
02:13:25,220 --> 02:13:28,740
That shit was weak. Send it back to where you got it. Ask for a return.

2320
02:13:30,360 --> 02:13:31,640
Because you're gonna get burnt.

2321
02:13:32,000 --> 02:13:33,400
That shit is like asbestos.

2322
02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:36,200
Might stop the fire from happening, but it's no good for you.

2323
02:13:36,580 --> 02:13:39,080
You might get some domestos while you're down the shop too.

2324
02:13:39,620 --> 02:13:41,980
Go and fucking clean the loo because it stings the poo.

2325
02:13:42,340 --> 02:13:44,000
All the piss all over the seat as well.

2326
02:13:44,640 --> 02:13:45,840
Where the fuck do you think you're living?

2327
02:13:46,300 --> 02:13:46,540
Hell?

2328
02:13:47,500 --> 02:13:50,500
Did your mommy not teach you to fucking tie your shoes?

2329
02:13:50,640 --> 02:13:53,740
Clean your fucking room like JP in school?

2330
02:13:54,300 --> 02:13:55,460
Yeah, he's on the curriculum.

2331
02:13:57,100 --> 02:13:58,340
He's fucking siculum.

2332
02:13:58,340 --> 02:14:06,980
JP taught me how to fucking live life.

2333
02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:12,840
But I haven't got a wife.

2334
02:14:13,980 --> 02:14:15,220
I think he has though.

2335
02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:21,060
I've seen him squeezing out a few tears on a web stream once.

2336
02:14:21,700 --> 02:14:24,560
I said cheers in the chat.

2337
02:14:25,540 --> 02:14:26,460
No one wrote back.

2338
02:14:26,460 --> 02:14:30,760
Because it was slack.

2339
02:14:34,040 --> 02:14:36,200
Can't believe I didn't fucking save that game.

2340
02:14:36,500 --> 02:14:38,200
Now I'm gonna have to go through it all again.

2341
02:14:38,280 --> 02:14:39,000
Feel the pain.

2342
02:14:39,560 --> 02:14:40,440
Are you gonna stay with me?

2343
02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:44,580
I'm not sure if I should be fucking making you go on that plane.

2344
02:14:45,940 --> 02:14:47,240
Even myself as well.

2345
02:14:47,300 --> 02:14:47,820
I'm in doubt.

2346
02:14:49,120 --> 02:14:50,240
Gonna have to figure it out.

2347
02:14:50,300 --> 02:14:54,420
How to get past the two fucking slime boys in that Hunter S. Thompson room.

2348
02:14:54,700 --> 02:14:55,720
Or find another route.

2349
02:14:58,100 --> 02:14:59,380
Find another route.

2350
02:14:59,780 --> 02:15:02,040
Get past those slime boys.

2351
02:15:02,480 --> 02:15:03,600
Figure it out.

2352
02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:05,000
Figure it out.

2353
02:15:09,000 --> 02:15:11,980
My name is Francis Higgins.

2354
02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:17,280
We're gonna do it like we used to do.

2355
02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:23,480
Playing a Resident Evil game all night.

2356
02:15:23,540 --> 02:15:23,840
Yeah.

2357
02:15:26,960 --> 02:15:28,420
On a school night.

2358
02:15:29,080 --> 02:15:30,600
On a school night.

2359
02:15:30,600 --> 02:15:47,720
This one goes out to everyone out there in the chat.

2360
02:15:48,180 --> 02:15:48,960
Looking back.

2361
02:15:49,820 --> 02:15:50,600
Back slapping.

2362
02:15:51,260 --> 02:15:51,960
Not napping.

2363
02:15:52,300 --> 02:15:53,500
Taking the fucking herbs.

2364
02:15:54,040 --> 02:15:54,940
And then quit yapping.

2365
02:15:55,360 --> 02:15:57,580
Take those slime boys downtown.

2366
02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:00,840
And make them feel pain in their crowd.

2367
02:16:01,680 --> 02:16:02,900
Punch their faces in.

2368
02:16:02,920 --> 02:16:04,600
Even though you can't do that in this game.

2369
02:16:04,680 --> 02:16:07,080
You have to use the fucking bullet or the shotgun or something.

2370
02:16:08,540 --> 02:16:09,900
Neil knows what I'm on about.

2371
02:16:12,240 --> 02:16:13,960
My madman Neil.

2372
02:16:14,140 --> 02:16:15,240
Comes in here.

2373
02:16:15,520 --> 02:16:17,160
Kneel and pray.

2374
02:16:19,840 --> 02:16:20,240
Uh.

2375
02:16:20,600 --> 02:16:20,920
Uh.

2376
02:16:21,160 --> 02:16:22,280
That's what I say.

2377
02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:25,060
We gotta move that.

2378
02:16:25,560 --> 02:16:26,300
Wooden letter.

2379
02:16:26,440 --> 02:16:29,200
To collect the map outside that water jug.

2380
02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:32,860
She got that water jug on top of her head.

2381
02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:36,460
Big shout out to the stream chat.

2382
02:16:37,000 --> 02:16:37,640
Ray Ryan.

2383
02:16:37,820 --> 02:16:38,420
Steven Thomas.

2384
02:16:38,500 --> 02:16:38,980
Dad boy.

2385
02:16:39,100 --> 02:16:39,680
Agent Orange.

2386
02:16:39,760 --> 02:16:40,340
Dom Glover.

2387
02:16:40,440 --> 02:16:41,100
Sam Wood.

2388
02:16:42,140 --> 02:16:43,400
How are you doing man?

2389
02:16:43,780 --> 02:16:44,560
Wish you could.

2390
02:16:45,580 --> 02:16:46,860
Be around man.

2391
02:16:47,200 --> 02:16:49,480
For the moment when I get past Slimer.

2392
02:16:50,940 --> 02:16:53,300
But you're gonna have to come back in a hymer.

2393
02:16:53,520 --> 02:16:54,560
Have you seen those hymer?

2394
02:16:55,280 --> 02:16:57,000
Fucking hymer camper vans.

2395
02:16:57,180 --> 02:16:58,460
They've got all the kit.

2396
02:16:58,660 --> 02:16:59,180
They're massive.

2397
02:16:59,900 --> 02:17:04,160
You'd need to be earning some serious shit to be able to afford one of those boys.

2398
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:07,320
Wobble wobble wobble.

2399
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:07,940
Who dis?

2400
02:17:08,180 --> 02:17:09,060
John Dwan.

2401
02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:10,100
Says bars.

2402
02:17:10,400 --> 02:17:11,040
Thanks san.

2403
02:17:11,480 --> 02:17:12,220
Keelan Croak.

2404
02:17:12,480 --> 02:17:13,540
Superhorran 21.

2405
02:17:13,820 --> 02:17:14,500
David Patterson.

2406
02:17:14,580 --> 02:17:15,200
Ghetto Canetto.

2407
02:17:15,720 --> 02:17:16,620
This shit is done.

2408
02:17:16,620 --> 02:17:18,000
I'm feeling drunk.

2409
02:17:21,660 --> 02:17:23,000
Like a mad monk.

2410
02:17:23,920 --> 02:17:24,920
Benedictine style.

2411
02:17:25,780 --> 02:17:26,700
Sipping buck fast.

2412
02:17:26,760 --> 02:17:28,360
Getting me self fucked fast.

2413
02:17:28,880 --> 02:17:30,180
On a different number.

2414
02:17:30,380 --> 02:17:31,360
Skeel 24.

2415
02:17:31,620 --> 02:17:32,520
Something like that.

2416
02:17:33,920 --> 02:17:35,300
Kadeon skeel with you.

2417
02:17:35,460 --> 02:17:36,180
What's the story?

2418
02:17:39,580 --> 02:17:41,220
I wish my name was Rory.

2419
02:17:41,600 --> 02:17:44,400
And that's a mad little rhyme you can have yourself.

2420
02:17:44,820 --> 02:17:46,360
Next time you feel stuck.

2421
02:17:47,300 --> 02:17:49,300
And you need to get out of a little tight hole.

2422
02:17:50,340 --> 02:17:54,020
Do you find yourselves trapped inside a tight hole from time to time?

2423
02:17:54,560 --> 02:17:56,740
Well you can remember this little rhyme from me.

2424
02:17:57,320 --> 02:17:58,140
And stop crying.

2425
02:17:58,720 --> 02:17:58,940
Alright?

2426
02:17:59,100 --> 02:17:59,940
Because you've got it covered.

2427
02:18:00,560 --> 02:18:02,740
Click on TV3 as per usual.

2428
02:18:02,920 --> 02:18:04,680
Can't fucking take it off the telly.

2429
02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:08,000
I love you TV3.

2430
02:18:10,000 --> 02:18:11,280
And Jordan B.

2431
02:18:20,280 --> 02:18:22,280
I want the whole town to see me.

2432
02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:28,280
Tupac Shahiggins, thanks so much baby for that one euro, yeah.

2433
02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:33,280
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, yeah.

2434
02:18:33,280 --> 02:18:42,280
Hope you're feeling good and that you're not gonna be too down in the morning, yeah.

2435
02:18:42,280 --> 02:18:45,280
Faith Johnston style.

2436
02:18:45,280 --> 02:18:57,280
The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite, that in a million years.

2437
02:18:57,280 --> 02:19:02,280
That man, that's called the fucking tenetur.

2438
02:19:02,280 --> 02:19:04,280
Clearly you can't pass the fucker.

2439
02:19:04,280 --> 02:19:08,280
License fee wouldn't pay for this, there ain't no license fee for me, why?

2440
02:19:08,280 --> 02:19:13,280
No license fee, I gotta rely upon Anaconda G.

2441
02:19:13,280 --> 02:19:17,280
And all the other cool pups in the hut.

2442
02:19:17,280 --> 02:19:21,280
Giving me a little bit of their mut mut lut loot.

2443
02:19:21,280 --> 02:19:25,280
That's L-U dot dot T.

2444
02:19:25,280 --> 02:19:32,280
I'm feeling like I'm living on TV3, out in the fucking main cloud frame.

2445
02:19:32,280 --> 02:19:36,280
I've got my own TV studio and it's not so lame.

2446
02:19:36,280 --> 02:19:44,280
We're gonna do a new fucking format show, it's called TV3 Investigates.

2447
02:19:44,280 --> 02:19:48,280
We do our own fucking primetime style thing, but on a lower budget.

2448
02:19:48,280 --> 02:19:52,280
And it'll get a bit of hate at the beginning, but things will pick up.

2449
02:19:52,280 --> 02:19:53,280
Why?

2450
02:19:53,280 --> 02:19:56,280
Because we don't play by their fucking rules.

2451
02:19:56,280 --> 02:19:58,280
We do illegal stuff.

2452
02:19:58,280 --> 02:20:02,280
Fucking covert filming and we're actually dodgy as well.

2453
02:20:02,280 --> 02:20:05,280
Like you know we'd be liaising with the gangsters themselves.

2454
02:20:05,280 --> 02:20:07,280
All that sort of stuff.

2455
02:20:07,280 --> 02:20:09,280
It's a bit of a fucking-

2456
02:20:09,280 --> 02:20:10,280
It's in a process at the moment.

2457
02:20:10,280 --> 02:20:13,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2458
02:20:13,280 --> 02:20:14,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2459
02:20:14,280 --> 02:20:15,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2460
02:20:15,280 --> 02:20:16,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2461
02:20:16,280 --> 02:20:17,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2462
02:20:17,280 --> 02:20:18,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2463
02:20:18,280 --> 02:20:19,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2464
02:20:19,280 --> 02:20:20,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2465
02:20:20,280 --> 02:20:21,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2466
02:20:21,280 --> 02:20:22,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2467
02:20:22,280 --> 02:20:23,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2468
02:20:23,280 --> 02:20:24,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2469
02:20:24,280 --> 02:20:25,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2470
02:20:25,280 --> 02:20:26,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2471
02:20:26,280 --> 02:20:27,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2472
02:20:27,280 --> 02:20:28,280
It's not realized yet, but we will get there.

2473
02:20:28,280 --> 02:20:42,280
I'm sorry that you didn't get a steering wheel from mommy.

2474
02:20:42,280 --> 02:20:47,280
I'm sorry that you didn't get a steering wheel at all, baby.

2475
02:20:47,280 --> 02:20:55,280
I know that you wish you could have your little dish of steering wheel Cheerios every morning,

2476
02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:59,280
But you can't, because I'm still yawning.

2477
02:20:59,280 --> 02:21:02,280
I like to drive around the town.

2478
02:21:05,280 --> 02:21:10,280
This boy is feeling like a slithery clown.

2479
02:21:12,280 --> 02:21:15,280
I like to stroke the snake's head with my thumb.

2480
02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:18,280
He feels good when I'm on the run.

2481
02:21:20,280 --> 02:21:25,280
I like to fucking rub this snake's little eyes.

2482
02:21:25,280 --> 02:21:30,280
And its claws, its fangs, pack a nasty surprise.

2483
02:21:30,280 --> 02:21:34,280
When they bite you, full of venom.

2484
02:21:34,280 --> 02:22:04,260
of enemy. Get nice and God bless. Rest in pieces. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. Why did you not discuss your well-paid climate? Why did you not discuss your well-paid climate? Why did you not discuss your well-paid climate? You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You have been peddling

2485
02:22:04,260 --> 02:22:13,300
lies. Right. I think that's us. Because I can't. There's no way I'm going through this fucking shit again.

2486
02:22:13,600 --> 02:22:18,800
But I want to say a big thank you to everybody who's watched and the usual everyone who's donated.

2487
02:22:19,940 --> 02:22:29,060
I feel blessed. Like a blessed little egg. Let's have a quick look now and see if we can

2488
02:22:29,060 --> 02:22:32,360
see if there's anything happening in Hong Kong.

2489
02:22:34,240 --> 02:22:43,140
Thank you very much, Bukal the Mookal.

2490
02:22:43,140 --> 02:23:13,120
Thank you.

2491
02:23:13,120 --> 02:23:31,080
I thought that was like the little snake that we were just we had to kill a few times. Doesn't

2492
02:23:31,080 --> 02:23:38,240
it look like the little snake that we had to kill in Resident Evil? Watch this. Jill, watch

2493
02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:54,880
out there's a snake. Cool man. The boys in Hong Kong got themselves a little trolley full of wooden pieces.

2494
02:23:57,140 --> 02:24:03,960
Oh man, sorry. I just have to try and get this camera working here. Put that second camera on. Video capture device.

2495
02:24:04,100 --> 02:24:17,140
Camera. Webcam 2. Webcam 2. There we go. Now. Madness. Madness in Hong Kong.

2496
02:24:21,140 --> 02:24:32,800
I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting. It's nothing more than a daydream. Thank you very much for the donations. It's really nice.

2497
02:24:38,040 --> 02:24:39,800
Thanks for the donation.

2498
02:24:39,800 --> 02:24:41,800
*Sk*

2499
02:24:41,800 --> 02:24:42,800
*Sk*

2500
02:24:42,800 --> 02:24:43,800
*Sk*

2501
02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:44,800
*Sk*

2502
02:24:44,800 --> 02:24:45,800
*Sk*

2503
02:24:45,800 --> 02:24:46,800
*Sk*

2504
02:24:46,800 --> 02:24:49,800
Voice Lad Slippery, what's the story?

2505
02:24:49,800 --> 02:24:50,800
*Sk*

2506
02:24:50,800 --> 02:24:54,800
Hong Kong boys with the umbrellas trying to rab

2507
02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:56,800
Ram someone's gaff in

2508
02:24:56,800 --> 02:24:59,800
With a trolley full of wooden shit

2509
02:24:59,800 --> 02:25:02,800
Where did they get it?

2510
02:25:02,800 --> 02:25:03,800
I'm not so sure

2511
02:25:03,800 --> 02:25:04,800
*Sk*

2512
02:25:04,800 --> 02:25:05,800
*Sk*

2513
02:25:05,800 --> 02:25:06,800
*Sk*

2514
02:25:06,800 --> 02:25:07,800
*Sk*

2515
02:25:07,800 --> 02:25:15,140
Hard hat Hong Kong lady on top of the trolley of shite and the night.

2516
02:25:19,060 --> 02:25:19,900
HALABA!

2517
02:25:21,300 --> 02:25:25,040
HALA BALALOO LAJOO BABA DOBOO!

2518
02:25:25,680 --> 02:25:28,040
Skiri dee dee dee dee dee dee dee ba ba.

2519
02:25:32,160 --> 02:25:33,320
Shy graffiti.

2520
02:25:33,960 --> 02:25:35,020
Australia, is it?

2521
02:25:36,280 --> 02:25:37,740
Is that Australia?

2522
02:25:39,020 --> 02:25:40,520
Hong Kong is after you.

2523
02:25:42,340 --> 02:25:43,680
Some lock K, bye.

2524
02:25:47,680 --> 02:25:49,560
Oh, wow, look at this drone.

2525
02:25:50,120 --> 02:25:51,280
Droneo and Juliet.

2526
02:25:54,920 --> 02:25:55,520
Nice.

2527
02:25:56,420 --> 02:25:57,700
Ice, ice, baby.

2528
02:25:58,040 --> 02:25:59,520
Hong Kong City at night.

2529
02:26:00,160 --> 02:26:02,040
Can you hear me? Are you feeling alright?

2530
02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:05,060
What's the crack, Jack Fernando Cheng?

2531
02:26:07,780 --> 02:26:09,240
Any spare chung for a hostel?

2532
02:26:09,900 --> 02:26:10,260
Fernando.

2533
02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:12,420
There's something in your eyes tonight.

2534
02:26:12,560 --> 02:26:13,920
The stars were bright.

2535
02:26:13,920 --> 02:26:16,600
Any chung for a hostel, Fernando?

2536
02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:20,160
I ain't too sure what I'm saying.

2537
02:26:20,780 --> 02:26:23,560
But I know that you're gonna be paying.

2538
02:26:24,520 --> 02:26:31,440
When the Chinese government get a hold of you next week or Tuesday or whenever they're coming after you.

2539
02:26:33,040 --> 02:26:36,620
Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam.

2540
02:26:39,560 --> 02:26:40,860
She's like a spring lamb.

2541
02:26:42,080 --> 02:26:44,400
She's got a piece of ham in her hand.

2542
02:26:45,600 --> 02:26:47,120
She's playing with the boys.

2543
02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:49,440
Badass boys and the toys.

2544
02:26:56,080 --> 02:26:58,080
I'm the chief of Hong Kong

2545
02:26:58,740 --> 02:27:00,740
You've all gone wrong

2546
02:27:00,740 --> 02:27:06,440
It's time to grab on to your dongs and leave leave this place alone now

2547
02:27:07,480 --> 02:27:12,400
Leave this place alone now there ain't nothing for you here. Oh

2548
02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:21,240
Come on fuck beat is gone fuck

2549
02:27:22,760 --> 02:27:24,760
We just like

2550
02:27:24,760 --> 02:27:26,760
Oh

2551
02:27:32,760 --> 02:27:36,200
Fuck are you serious?

2552
02:27:39,200 --> 02:27:41,200
All right

2553
02:27:41,200 --> 02:27:44,200
The time come for you to be your own man and take on the world

2554
02:27:44,200 --> 02:27:46,320
Jordan B. Peterson

2555
02:27:46,320 --> 02:27:48,340
Okay we're back we're back

2556
02:27:48,340 --> 02:27:53,340
Oh fuck

2557
02:27:53,340 --> 02:28:01,340
Oh fuck

2558
02:28:01,340 --> 02:28:02,220
Oh, fuck.

2559
02:28:23,020 --> 02:28:27,180
Yo, we drinking that wine, that fine Hong Kong wine.

2560
02:28:27,360 --> 02:28:30,180
Each time I feel like I'm alive.

2561
02:28:30,420 --> 02:28:32,380
My name is Carrie Lam.

2562
02:28:33,000 --> 02:28:35,440
Did you ever try to carry a lamb?

2563
02:28:36,020 --> 02:28:38,860
All across the wall city of Kowloon.

2564
02:28:40,020 --> 02:28:40,960
I bet you didn't.

2565
02:28:41,420 --> 02:28:42,440
I bet you didn't.

2566
02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:44,780
Well, then you'll know soon.

2567
02:28:45,400 --> 02:28:46,320
You'll know soon.

2568
02:28:46,420 --> 02:28:49,500
When the Chinese Xi Jinping gets a hold of you,

2569
02:28:49,600 --> 02:28:54,280
it's gonna make a fucking monkey out of you.

2570
02:28:54,720 --> 02:28:56,220
When he sees you soon.

2571
02:28:59,500 --> 02:29:00,380
It keeps changing.

2572
02:29:02,760 --> 02:29:04,620
Fucking keeps changing, man.

2573
02:29:08,820 --> 02:29:09,960
We drinking that?

2574
02:29:09,960 --> 02:29:11,320
Yo, yo.

2575
02:29:11,700 --> 02:29:13,600
We drinking that Chinese wine.

2576
02:29:13,960 --> 02:29:15,640
We got that Chinese wine.

2577
02:29:15,720 --> 02:29:16,340
You know what?

2578
02:29:17,020 --> 02:29:17,400
Yeah.

2579
02:29:17,400 --> 02:29:18,600
We're feeling fine.

2580
02:29:18,600 --> 02:29:20,780
Drinking that Chinese wine.

2581
02:29:20,980 --> 02:29:22,320
All night, baby.

2582
02:29:22,640 --> 02:29:24,800
We're drinking that Chinese wine.

2583
02:29:25,280 --> 02:29:25,980
All night.

2584
02:29:26,440 --> 02:29:44,140
I'm feeling fine in Hong Kong baby. You don't even know me I got rabies. I got bit by a Kowloon city dog the last day. And now I feel like I'm foaming at the mouth like a frog in a kind of serious way.

2585
02:29:45,520 --> 02:30:11,400
I'm the king of Kowloon Hong Kong and I want to tell you all that you've been doing so wrong. Smashing up the shops breaking down the walls of pain smashing glass. You're going insane. Go back go back fucking and do a bit of work somewhere else because you're only causing death and destruction here. You're going to get left up on the shelf soon enough.

2586
02:30:12,700 --> 02:30:41,240
We want to make the government to not how does that even make sense. We want to make the government to not try to avoid our voice again because you know we are the future of Hong Kong citizens and we have to fight for our future freedom. Freedom. Fighting for my Hong Kong freedom. Can you see them throwing bricks mortar bombs and sticks trying to make those pigs feel sick with their glass.

2587
02:30:41,880 --> 02:30:50,180
Plexiglass shields. Plexiglass shields. That they wield like Chinese eels.

2588
02:30:56,600 --> 02:31:02,100
The shtick boys are coming. The shtick boys are coming. They're going to bash your head in with their shticks. Get running.

2589
02:31:02,100 --> 02:31:16,440
We got a fucking Aussie flag. A loads of shtick graffiti and some black and white pictures of my dad and his sister and his mother and his brother.

2590
02:31:16,820 --> 02:31:18,620
Which are my uncle and auntie.

2591
02:31:19,680 --> 02:31:24,400
I'm not auntie Hong Kong. I'm just not fucking pro China. Do you know what I mean?

2592
02:31:26,900 --> 02:31:28,360
It's time for the news guys.

2593
02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:30,900
It's time for the news.

2594
02:31:31,440 --> 02:31:32,980
Let me read you the news.

2595
02:31:33,920 --> 02:31:35,660
I've got a nice body don't I?

2596
02:31:36,080 --> 02:31:37,540
I've got a nice body don't I?

2597
02:31:40,500 --> 02:31:42,220
I've got a great body.

2598
02:31:49,100 --> 02:31:52,020
Ah the beat went fucking beat went sour man.

2599
02:31:52,020 --> 02:31:53,260
Ahem.

2600
02:31:55,800 --> 02:31:59,500
Seven seconds away. I'll be waiting.

2601
02:31:59,760 --> 02:32:01,100
Boko do sanke man.

2602
02:32:01,300 --> 02:32:03,380
Thank you very much lonely donk.

2603
02:32:04,020 --> 02:32:05,120
Loneless donkus.

2604
02:32:16,020 --> 02:32:18,520
Shit vibes in Hong Kong city man.

2605
02:32:18,600 --> 02:32:19,980
Are you feeling alright man?

2606
02:32:20,040 --> 02:32:21,940
I hope that you can hear me out there.

2607
02:32:22,380 --> 02:32:22,620
Yo.

2608
02:32:23,020 --> 02:32:24,860
You know that we all care about you.

2609
02:32:24,860 --> 02:32:26,760
I know that the shtick is tight.

2610
02:32:26,900 --> 02:32:28,220
Out in Hong Kong tonight.

2611
02:32:28,600 --> 02:32:30,260
Make sure you're feeling alright.

2612
02:32:30,260 --> 02:32:33,200
Eat an apple and a banana.

2613
02:32:33,620 --> 02:32:36,580
But none of that shtick after 8pm baby.

2614
02:32:38,680 --> 02:32:40,380
I've got a nice body don't I?

2615
02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:42,320
I've got a great body don't I?

2616
02:32:47,440 --> 02:32:48,000
Yo.

2617
02:32:52,000 --> 02:32:54,440
We've been out here all day looking at the shtick.

2618
02:32:54,580 --> 02:32:55,440
It's fucking mental.

2619
02:32:55,620 --> 02:32:56,660
There's people over there.

2620
02:32:57,140 --> 02:32:58,720
And they've gone fucking lula.

2621
02:32:59,060 --> 02:33:00,040
They've got some some.

2622
02:33:00,420 --> 02:33:01,300
And then there's a gang.

2623
02:33:01,700 --> 02:33:03,540
There's a gang lads over there.

2624
02:33:03,900 --> 02:33:06,020
And they're having a fucking mad sesh.

2625
02:33:07,000 --> 02:33:07,500
They're all.

2626
02:33:07,600 --> 02:33:08,900
They're tapping their heads like.

2627
02:33:10,780 --> 02:33:11,440
And I'm.

2628
02:33:11,800 --> 02:33:12,660
Meanwhile I'm.

2629
02:33:12,880 --> 02:33:13,840
Meanwhile I'm here.

2630
02:33:13,940 --> 02:33:15,380
Trying to get my fucking head together.

2631
02:33:15,920 --> 02:33:16,360
Hey.

2632
02:33:16,680 --> 02:33:16,920
Whoa.

2633
02:33:17,900 --> 02:33:18,940
Don't fucking do that.

2634
02:33:19,140 --> 02:33:19,600
Don't you.

2635
02:33:19,760 --> 02:33:21,300
Don't ever fucking do that again.

2636
02:33:21,720 --> 02:33:22,160
Cunt.

2637
02:33:25,160 --> 02:33:26,000
It's madness.

2638
02:33:26,140 --> 02:33:28,740
There's cunts coming over and putting fucking helmets on my head.

2639
02:33:29,220 --> 02:33:31,080
And there was a guy that was shaking me at you.

2640
02:33:31,200 --> 02:33:33,000
And he was trying to put me away in a box.

2641
02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:33,600
Over there.

2642
02:33:33,960 --> 02:33:34,480
And I was like.

2643
02:33:36,300 --> 02:33:37,420
Stop what you're doing.

2644
02:33:38,620 --> 02:33:39,920
Stop what you're fucking doing.

2645
02:33:40,780 --> 02:33:41,540
It's chaos.

2646
02:33:42,500 --> 02:33:43,600
Absolute chaos collective.

2647
02:33:44,140 --> 02:33:45,500
I want to get back home soon.

2648
02:33:47,100 --> 02:33:48,500
And find out a new directive.

2649
02:33:48,860 --> 02:33:49,660
A new way to go.

2650
02:33:50,300 --> 02:33:52,180
Because this sick ass Hong Kong flow.

2651
02:33:52,560 --> 02:33:53,600
Ain't gonna roll.

2652
02:33:53,820 --> 02:33:54,360
No more.

2653
02:33:54,480 --> 02:33:55,120
Over there.

2654
02:33:55,580 --> 02:33:55,800
Okay.

2655
02:33:55,880 --> 02:33:57,300
I put the beat over there.

2656
02:33:57,520 --> 02:33:57,640
And.

2657
02:33:58,040 --> 02:33:58,820
Beyond those trees.

2658
02:34:00,340 --> 02:34:01,840
Where the fuck are TV3?

2659
02:34:01,980 --> 02:34:02,940
Is TV3 over there?

2660
02:34:03,040 --> 02:34:04,360
I've seen TV3 over there.

2661
02:34:04,480 --> 02:34:05,020
I'm sure I did.

2662
02:34:05,460 --> 02:34:08,040
I heard that Joe Rogan's gonna be doing the weather over there as well.

2663
02:34:09,180 --> 02:34:10,020
He's got the king.

2664
02:34:10,100 --> 02:34:11,060
He's the king of id.

2665
02:34:11,760 --> 02:34:12,720
It's not the ego.

2666
02:34:13,140 --> 02:34:13,820
It's the id.

2667
02:34:15,580 --> 02:34:16,880
Ask Freud and Jung.

2668
02:34:17,640 --> 02:34:18,500
And I'll move over.

2669
02:34:18,600 --> 02:34:19,640
I'll keep moving everything.

2670
02:34:19,820 --> 02:34:22,660
Just keep moving and compartmentalizing everything.

2671
02:34:22,800 --> 02:34:23,640
And rolling.

2672
02:34:24,300 --> 02:34:25,060
And soon enough.

2673
02:34:25,400 --> 02:34:26,380
I promise you.

2674
02:34:27,720 --> 02:34:28,120
Something.

2675
02:34:28,900 --> 02:34:29,760
It's gonna happen.

2676
02:34:30,220 --> 02:34:30,960
Especially here.

2677
02:34:31,200 --> 02:34:32,180
Right now where I'm standing.

2678
02:34:32,180 --> 02:34:34,200
It's just chaos.

2679
02:34:35,040 --> 02:34:35,780
Absolute chaos.

2680
02:34:36,100 --> 02:34:36,700
And I wish.

2681
02:34:39,840 --> 02:34:42,340
That somebody had brought sandwiches or something.

2682
02:34:42,780 --> 02:34:43,960
I've been here all day.

2683
02:34:44,100 --> 02:34:44,580
Too long.

2684
02:34:44,880 --> 02:34:46,180
Can't tell you how long actually.

2685
02:34:46,320 --> 02:34:46,540
Because.

2686
02:34:46,760 --> 02:34:48,500
That's classified information yo.

2687
02:34:48,700 --> 02:34:49,940
Did you bring a sandwich for me?

2688
02:34:50,320 --> 02:34:50,940
Or a euro.

2689
02:34:51,200 --> 02:34:53,060
So I can head down to the Hong Kong shop.

2690
02:34:53,460 --> 02:34:54,660
Buy myself some slop.

2691
02:34:56,360 --> 02:34:57,580
Put it in my pocket.

2692
02:34:57,880 --> 02:34:58,100
It.

2693
02:35:07,100 --> 02:35:09,740
I ate my slop today.

2694
02:35:09,740 --> 02:35:13,380
And it tasted like gruel.

2695
02:35:13,380 --> 02:35:15,940
And I wanted to go back to school.

2696
02:35:16,100 --> 02:35:16,580
Baby.

2697
02:35:17,300 --> 02:35:20,180
I ate some slop today.

2698
02:35:22,180 --> 02:35:23,540
That's all they had.

2699
02:35:23,540 --> 02:35:26,260
They never brought sandwiches or cans.

2700
02:35:27,780 --> 02:35:30,860
I'm a BBC presenter down in Hong Kong.

2701
02:35:32,280 --> 02:35:35,220
I'm just left here standing staring at you.

2702
02:35:35,460 --> 02:35:36,720
And touching my dong.

2703
02:35:37,280 --> 02:35:38,960
But you can't see that.

2704
02:35:39,200 --> 02:35:41,880
Cause the shot has been cropped below the waist.

2705
02:35:43,180 --> 02:35:44,940
Now I can taste.

2706
02:35:45,500 --> 02:35:49,160
The remainder of the beastly slop I ate this morning.

2707
02:35:49,160 --> 02:36:10,760
Brian Morrissey.

2708
02:36:10,880 --> 02:36:11,800
Thanks very much.

2709
02:36:13,400 --> 02:36:15,180
You got the tender ass touch.

2710
02:36:16,180 --> 02:36:17,100
Like a lizard.

2711
02:36:17,460 --> 02:36:18,300
Slithering around.

2712
02:36:18,480 --> 02:36:19,640
Like a motherfucking wizard.

2713
02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:21,600
Come down to Hong Kong.

2714
02:36:21,660 --> 02:36:23,100
And fucking tell that to my face.

2715
02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:24,680
I bet you won't.

2716
02:36:24,980 --> 02:36:26,060
Cause you know that I'm.

2717
02:36:26,640 --> 02:36:27,680
The master.

2718
02:36:30,100 --> 02:36:31,100
Of the case.

2719
02:36:34,480 --> 02:36:35,320
And I'm back.

2720
02:36:35,380 --> 02:36:36,320
And I'm beautiful as well.

2721
02:36:36,380 --> 02:36:37,480
And I've got lovely hair.

2722
02:36:39,020 --> 02:36:39,600
Hang on.

2723
02:36:39,780 --> 02:36:40,060
Hang on.

2724
02:36:40,180 --> 02:36:40,440
Hang on.

2725
02:36:40,540 --> 02:36:40,780
Hang on.

2726
02:36:40,860 --> 02:36:41,080
Hang on.

2727
02:36:41,080 --> 02:36:41,420
Hang on.

2728
02:36:44,620 --> 02:36:46,520
I hope he's alright.

2729
02:36:46,660 --> 02:36:47,680
I hope he's not dead or something.

2730
02:36:48,640 --> 02:36:49,480
Didn't mean to laugh.

2731
02:36:49,580 --> 02:36:49,760
Sorry.

2732
02:36:50,040 --> 02:36:50,340
One sec.

2733
02:36:50,420 --> 02:36:51,180
Now we go here.

2734
02:36:51,500 --> 02:36:51,840
Yeah.

2735
02:36:53,280 --> 02:36:54,320
In other news.

2736
02:36:54,920 --> 02:36:55,700
I'm beautiful.

2737
02:36:56,100 --> 02:36:57,260
And I've got a great.

2738
02:36:58,000 --> 02:36:58,440
Hair.

2739
02:36:58,940 --> 02:36:59,820
And my outfits.

2740
02:36:59,820 --> 02:36:59,860
And my outfits.

2741
02:36:59,860 --> 02:37:01,460
Are class as well.

2742
02:37:02,280 --> 02:37:03,380
Why don't you come down.

2743
02:37:03,520 --> 02:37:05,060
Come down and say that to my face.

2744
02:37:07,600 --> 02:37:08,560
Hopefully he's alright.

2745
02:37:09,760 --> 02:37:10,800
Amnesty International.

2746
02:37:11,660 --> 02:37:12,620
They're good aren't they.

2747
02:37:16,240 --> 02:37:17,600
Is that the tunes gone?

2748
02:37:17,840 --> 02:37:18,820
I think the tunes have gone.

2749
02:37:18,820 --> 02:37:36,480
Yo, we're out here on the Hong Kong streets, yo

2750
02:37:36,480 --> 02:37:39,040
Eating a packet of sweets

2751
02:37:39,040 --> 02:37:41,480
That I bought down Super Value

2752
02:37:41,480 --> 02:37:45,460
With the 420 Anaconda G gave you

2753
02:37:45,460 --> 02:38:10,700
Thank you very much, thank you very much. Anaconda GZ baby, make his feel it like Yeezy. I wanna take it easy in Hong Kong every weeknight and sing my song. Live local time 1709.

2754
02:38:11,700 --> 02:38:24,940
Violence on the 22nd anniversary of the handover to China. Where are the China boys? What are they gonna do? Are they gonna spook the whole population of Hong Kong into U2?

2755
02:38:24,940 --> 02:38:54,920
*music*

2756
02:38:54,920 --> 02:39:15,920
*music*

2757
02:39:15,920 --> 02:39:24,900
We're on the SESH. We wrapped up in a motherfucking mesh of our own iniquity. You can find it down the

2758
02:39:24,900 --> 02:39:47,900
den. That wasn't on TV 3. The chip was RTE. Back to Zig and Zag, Dushden and all the boys. Big shout out to Dushden and Turkey Man. For showing me how to live life. Big shout out to Dushden and fucking Pudge and Raj. Zig and Zag.

2759
02:39:47,900 --> 02:39:49,900
*music*

2760
02:39:49,900 --> 02:40:00,900
You guys were my bag. They're nothing to do with toast video. I used to play it over and over. *music*

2761
02:40:00,900 --> 02:40:01,900
*music*

2762
02:40:01,900 --> 02:40:16,900
And to the radar C. Your best shit was done back in 1993. I know that you've grown up and you're fucking an adult now. But you was back then. So why don't you fucking go back and do some of that stuff again. *music*

2763
02:40:16,900 --> 02:40:23,900
*music*

2764
02:40:23,900 --> 02:40:25,900
*music*

2765
02:40:25,900 --> 02:40:26,900
*music*

2766
02:40:26,900 --> 02:40:30,900
*music*

2767
02:40:30,900 --> 02:40:36,580
do when they're out on the streets getting thrown bags of poo all over their heads and shit.

2768
02:40:47,620 --> 02:40:49,380
Keo flavored crisps.

2769
02:40:57,700 --> 02:41:00,100
I think we're done. I think we're done.

2770
02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:09,100
Thank you very much everyone for watching. Sorry for... I just tried to de-stress there with that because...

2771
02:41:09,100 --> 02:41:14,280
I just couldn't fucking... look at this game again.

2772
02:41:14,420 --> 02:41:18,400
And I think the Resident Evil 1 game has ended with... because I don't know if I can do this again.

2773
02:41:19,460 --> 02:41:20,700
I'm losing the will to live.

2774
02:41:22,220 --> 02:41:23,240
Head's like a sieve.

2775
02:41:27,100 --> 02:41:28,520
Thanks anyway. I hope you're alright.

2776
02:41:28,900 --> 02:41:32,580
Mark Kidd. There's no playlist for the beats. It's just this.

2777
02:41:35,900 --> 02:41:37,900
Chilled Study Beats 2.

2778
02:41:37,900 --> 02:41:39,620
Instrumental and Jazz Hip Hop.

2779
02:41:39,900 --> 02:41:40,900
2016.

2780
02:41:43,900 --> 02:41:44,900
Do you know what I mean?

2781
02:41:45,900 --> 02:41:46,900
Oh.

2782
02:41:48,900 --> 02:41:50,900
Does that go again, is it?

2783
02:41:52,900 --> 02:41:54,900
Oh, I muted it.

2784
02:42:05,900 --> 02:42:07,900
Thanks for the donation.

2785
02:42:16,900 --> 02:42:19,900
Come on then, he peckin' dragons as he's both here.

2786
02:42:20,900 --> 02:42:22,900
Ah, I am burning to death.

2787
02:42:44,900 --> 02:42:48,900
Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ!

2788
02:42:52,900 --> 02:42:54,900
Yurt. Thanks very much for the donation, Ben.

2789
02:42:55,900 --> 02:42:57,900
I'll be waiting for you to go.

2790
02:42:57,900 --> 02:42:59,900
Yurt, give us a yurt, he said. Yurt.

2791
02:42:59,900 --> 02:43:03,900
Unless you want, like, those tents that you have at festivals, I'm not sure.

2792
02:43:05,900 --> 02:43:07,900
This is me earlier on, look.

2793
02:43:07,900 --> 02:43:09,900
I'm not as happy.

2794
02:43:09,900 --> 02:43:11,900
I'm not as happy.

2795
02:43:11,900 --> 02:43:13,900
Happier times.

2796
02:43:13,900 --> 02:43:17,900
Can you tell Larry Lonergan to stop pissing all over the floor?

2797
02:43:17,900 --> 02:43:19,900
Sorry.

2798
02:43:19,900 --> 02:43:20,300
Sorry.

2799
02:43:21,860 --> 02:43:25,040
Honest Walnut hiding from the Yakuza in Kowloon.

2800
02:43:25,140 --> 02:43:25,580
Soundboy.

2801
02:43:26,460 --> 02:43:28,520
Great display of character, personvergence, and restraint.

2802
02:43:28,640 --> 02:43:29,020
Top stuff.

2803
02:43:29,120 --> 02:43:30,260
Thanks very much, Tupac.

2804
02:43:30,740 --> 02:43:32,740
Never too late to start a save file, Jan.

2805
02:43:33,600 --> 02:43:34,760
I know that now, yeah.

2806
02:43:35,300 --> 02:43:36,360
Thanks very much, everyone.

2807
02:43:36,440 --> 02:43:37,240
I'll talk to you later on.

2808
02:43:44,000 --> 02:43:45,840
When's the midlife crisis coming?

2809
02:43:46,280 --> 02:43:49,280
It's fucking arrived a few years early.

2810
02:43:49,280 --> 02:43:51,580
And I don't know what's going on.

2811
02:43:52,460 --> 02:43:53,660
I don't know when it's going to end.

2812
02:43:54,060 --> 02:43:55,160
But thanks for watching the stream.

2813
02:44:01,120 --> 02:44:02,060
Talk to you later on.

2814
02:44:03,320 --> 02:44:04,220
Good night and God bless.

2815
02:44:04,680 --> 02:44:05,360
Thanks for watching.

2816
02:44:06,340 --> 02:44:06,840
Bye-bye.

2817
02:44:07,740 --> 02:44:08,340
See you later.

2818
02:44:09,100 --> 02:44:09,460
Good luck.

2819
02:44:10,440 --> 02:44:11,140
Good night, God bless.

2820
02:44:11,680 --> 02:44:12,180
Good luck.

2821
02:44:12,180 --> 02:44:13,860
Good night and God bless.

2822
02:44:13,860 --> 02:44:42,860
*music*

2823
02:44:42,860 --> 02:44:44,860
Rest in pieces.

2824
02:44:44,860 --> 02:44:46,860
*music*

2825
02:44:46,860 --> 02:44:50,860
*music*

2826
02:44:50,860 --> 02:44:52,860
*music*

2827
02:44:52,860 --> 02:44:54,860
*music*

2828
02:44:54,860 --> 02:44:56,860
*music*

2829
02:44:56,860 --> 02:44:57,860
Bye.

2830
02:44:57,860 --> 02:44:58,860
Bye.

2831
02:44:58,860 --> 02:44:59,120
Bye.
